June 7, 2009 – 5:30 pm
Wow, what a weekend, Mathias said, This has to be the most exciting weekend I’d ever had since when my landlord attempted to give me a lap dance.
What?! Johnson replied with a smidgeon of interest.
Yeah, Courtney tried to get me hot and bothered by showcasing her dance moves. I’d have to say she has it going on. And now I have enough money to keep my house! Whoo-hoo!
So are you done playing golf then? Johnson asked.
Hell, no. I’m too involved with this game to quit now. My God, I shot 60 yesterday. Sixty! And I was in the final group of a major tournament, with a chance to win the whole thing. I’m not quitting now. No way. I’m feeling good about my game. I really helped out my confidence this weekend. I really can be a player on the tour. And you’ve been the the guy that’s been by me through the ****ty times. God, it seems like yesterday when I shot 80….
Hey, assmunch, you did Friday, Nineteen punched in.
When can you get rid of that douschebag? He has been the real pessimistic *** ever since I’ve started.
He’s my right hand man. He schedules all the tournaments you play in.
No he doesn’t. I already have a waiver to play in every tournament. He hasn’t done a damn thing for me.
Shush now, its time for the awards ceremony.
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Mathias, Johnson and Nineteen stood on the 18th green at the TPC Boston. Just a short time ago Mathias botched his chance of forcing a playoff with Brandt Jobe by missing a 45-foot putt by merely inches. Jobe shook hands with the tournament director and held up the New England Challenge trophy.
Should had been mine, Mathias uttered under his breath.
Yeah, so do something about it next time,” BJ replied.
Jobe accepted his minute but large check of 1,200 dollars and made a bee-line towards the threesome. He reached out his hand to Mathias’ hand, and the two shook hands.
Good playing out there, Jobe said, you’re story of being out here, playing for your house is heartwarming. Pretty damn cool. You got more guts than I do picking up a game that takes years to perfect. In a way, I’m kind of envious of you. Because you sort of make our game look bad.
Yeah, I guess so, Mathias replied.
Sucks about the putt. I would have made that. It was easy, I seen it. And your swing is….well, weird.
Sure yeah, since you’ve been around for a while. But why are you smacking on my game for. If you’re gonna be like that, you just might want to walk away now.
Yeah, I suppose. I know you can’t handle pressure. I heard about Van Pelt being straight with you, and you snapped.
Sure did. Want some of this? I know I’d beat your ***. Johnson stepped in between the two, whispering something in Mathias’ ear.
But I’ll just save it for the course. Match play. It’ll be fun beating your *** head-to-head.
Whatever rookie. Jobe walked away, strutting his *** like a stuck-up prick.
God he’s a dick, Mathias said, Lucky you were here, dude. I would have dropped him like a 50-cent hooker.
Bah, he’s always like that, Johnson replied, and now since he won a title he thinks he’s king ****. I can’t wait for you to play him head-to-head.
So, now what’s next, Mathias asked.
Three tourneys in July. The Fourth of July meet at Wolf Creek, Florida Classic at Bay Hill, then a trip to South Africa for the Gary Player Invitational. All three will be tough, but you’re playing good right now. Things are going you way. I’d bet that you’ll win one of these three.
I can only hope, especially after coming so close here….
New England Challenge - June 4-7, 2009
Hole | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | OUT | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | IN | Total |
Length | 365 | 554 | 184 | 298 | 465 | 465 | 600 | 213 | 472 | 3616 | 423 | 231 | 461 | 451 | 495 | 426 | 161 | 472 | 528 | 3648 | 7264 |
Par | 4 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 36 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 36 | 72 |
Rd 1 | 3 | 6 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 39 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 32 | 71 |
Rd 2 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 39 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 6 | 41 | 80 |
Rd 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 29 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 31 | 60 |
Rd 4 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 38 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 5 | 35 | 73 |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | 284 |