Cole: Welcome everyone to Extreme Rules, the first PPV since the Randomized WWE Draft! Tonight, every title is on the line! We have 6 title matches, and all of them are expected to be awesome! Let's get right to it!
United States Championship Match: Undertaker (c) vs Big E
Highlights and Key Points:
1. Taker is looking to bring prestige to the U.S. Title
2. Big E's body slam on Taker makes the ref cringe
3. Big leg drop from Taker
4. Huge standing splash from Big E after bouncing off the ropes gets the 1-2-3! What?
5. Taker did not look like himself in this match, maybe he's losing it
6. Taker announces he may retire in the next month
Your winner, the New U.S. Champion: Big E
WWE Tag Team Championship Match: The Lusos (c) vs The Alliance
Highlights and Key Points:
1. The fans are hoping for a longer match than the last one
2. The Lusos do their Samoan chant entrance, to the fans' delight
3. The Alliance are determined to win
4. Harper and BNB start the match
5. Rusev and BNB tag in and out, but Harper stays in for a while
6. Harper finally tags in Jey so they can hit their tag team finisher, the Samoan Splash
7. BNB breaks up the pin
8. Later on, Harper hits the splash on BNB, but Rusev breaks up the pin
9. Uso hits a huge super kick on Rusev, but BNB again saves the match
10. Rusev hits a super kick of his own, but a rope break keeps Uso in it
11. The Lusos hit their tag finisher for a THIRD TIME!
12. Rusev locks in the Accolade on Uso, and Harper can't break it up!
13. Despite all those Samoan Splashes, Jey taps out and the Alliance are victorious
Your winners, the New WWE Tag Team Champions: BNB and Rusev, The Alliance
Intercontinental Championship Extreme Rules Match: Kofi Kingston (c) vs. Dean Ambrose
Highlights and Key Points:
1. Kingston and Ambrose lock up to start the match
2. Ambrose sends Kofi outside the ring almost immediately
3. Kingston grabs a ladder, but Ambrose uses it against him
4. The two go back in the ring for a short time before Kofi dropkicks Ambrose to the outside
5. Kofi dominates Dean with a bunch of grapples on the outside
6. Ambrose is visibly exhausted, but he continues to fight
7. Kingston hits a monkey flip and a splash off the top rope for a near fall
8. Ambrose locks the Arm Trap Cross-Legged STF on Kofi, who almost taps
9. Dirty Deeds on Kofi!
10. Ambrose has pinned Kingston after debuting just last Friday!
Your winner, the new Intercontinental Champion: Dean Ambrose
Cole: Three matches down, three new champions. What a pay-per-view so far!
World Tag Team Championship Elimination Match: The Mega Powers (c) vs The Lucky Rocks
Highlights and Key Points:
1. Cena starts against the Rock
2. Rock throws his partner onto Cena as a tag team move
3. Randy is tagged in, so Graves tags in Rocky
4. Orton hits Rock with a Hangman's DDT, then an RKO outta nowhere!
5. Graves breaks the pin up
6. Cena hits Rock with a half-nelson neck breaker, then an AA!
7. Graves again makes the save
8. Graves nails Orton's knee with a chop block, knocking him down
9. Orton comes back with a Hangman's DDT on Graves
10. Rock saves his partner from an elimination
11. Lucky 13 on Orton, while Rock and Cena brawl
12. Orton gets out of the submission, then hits an RKO on Graves, busting him open
13. Rock again saves Graves
14. Rock comes in, hits a spine buster on Orton, but Orton gets up for another RKO!
15. The Rock is busted open, but Graves breaks the pin up
16. Rock Bottom on Cena, Orton saves his teammate
17. Cena hits his comeback on Rocky
18. Another AA to Rock, but Cena is too tired to pin
19. Rocky hits another Rock Bottom!
20. Graves and Orton come in
21. The two brawl, and Graves tags out. He leans over the ropes, exhausted,
22. While Graves is recovering, Orton pins Rocky! Graves is by himself!
23. Graves is immediately pinned when he comes in!
Your winners, and still World Tag Team Champions: The Mega Powers
World Heavyweight Championship Triple Threat Extreme Rules Match: Adrian Neville (c) vs. Mr. Irrelevant Roman Reigns vs. Seth Rollins
Highlights and Key Points:
1. Neville looks to break his losing streak and keep his belt
2. The former Shield members team up on the champ
3. Double superkick to Seth, then a Double RKO? Wow.
4. Neville brings the steel steps in front of the announce table
5. Rollins breaks up Reigns' OMG Moment
6. Buckle bomb by Rollins onto Reigns
7. Sethwalker to Reigns! Neville breaks up the pin
8. Superman Punch out of nowhere to Rollins
9. Neville throws Reigns over the top rope and hits a Sunset Flip Powerbomb onto the steel steps!
10. "THIS IS AWESOME" chants break out
11. Neville grabs a chair while Reigns spears Rollins in the ring
12. Neville breaks up the pin with a sledgehammer!
13. Neville busts Rollins open, then hits both of his opponents with the chair
14. With Reigns down, Neville pins off a hurricanrana onto Seth! The impossible has happened!
Your winner, and still World Heavyweight Champion: Adrian Neville
Lawler: To be honest, Cole, I did NOT expect that! Now to the main event!
WWE Championship Triple Threat Extreme Rules Match: Bray Wyatt (c) vs. Cesaro vs. Batista
Highlights and Key Points:
1. Cesaro gets the biggest pop of the three men following his face turn
2. Lots of brawling leads off the match
3. Batista hits an electric chair on Bray
4. Bray hits the Uranage on Cesaro
5. Batista Bomb on Cesaro!
6. Cesaro returns the favor, deadlifting Batista into a Gutwrench Suplex
7. Cesaro nails the Neutralizer on Batista, but Bray steals the win, so Cesaro breaks it up
8. Cesaro grabs a kendo stick, and repeatedly strikes Batista with it
9. Bray gets deadlifted into a Gutwrench Suplex by Cesaro
10. Cesaro moves to Batista and hits him with a second Neutralizer
11. Sister Abigail from Bray to Batista immediately after!
12. Cesaro breaks up the pin, so Bray hits a Sister Abigail on the Swiss Superman
13. Batista breaks the pin up at the last moment
14. Cesaro pins Batista off a German suplex while Bray is crawling to his feet! New champion!
Your winner, the New WWE Champion: Cesaro
What a PPV! So many finishers, and so many pin break-ups! I hope you guys enjoyed the Extreme Rules PPV, and tune in tomorrow for the ensuing Monday Night Raw!