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  • adembroski
    49ers
    • Jul 2002
    • 5829

    #1

    I just can't with these press conferences

    Q: You have a position battle at FS between Eric Harris and George Odem. What stat will determine the winner?

    Options: PBUs, INTs, Tak, or No Battle.

    Kyle Shanahan: "What, are you 12? You've only ever played Madden and Fantasy Football? Let me ask you a question, you ridiculous infant, if nobody throws a single pass one guy's way, but the other gets 1 PBU while allowing 10 catches for 300 yards and 3 touchdowns, and I give the second guy the starting job, what do you think my locker room "moral penalty" will be then? Who designed this ******* game? Has he ever seen a down of NFL football in his life? Stats are for losers, and you, sir, are a loser. No, that's not fair, you can't help it. You're a line of dialogue written by an Assistant Producer who happened to be the one who could navigate the ridiculous mind-map looking tool that this stupid feature uses. Actually, let me correct that again, it's not a stupid feature, but the people who actually use the damn thing to add content to this game don't know jack **** about football and need to go find another job. Next question."
    There are two types of people on OS: Those who disagree with me, and those who agree.

    The first kind is wrong. The second is superfluous.

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    -Mark Twain.
  • TarHeelPhenom
    All Star
    • Jul 2002
    • 7116

    #2
    Re: I just can't with these press conferences

    "The guy that wins the battle has to at least have 10 PBU's. Otherwise, cannot play with em', cannot win with em', cannot coach with em'...can't do it!"

    - Coach Singletary
    "Dunks are tough, but when a 35 footer come rainin out the sky...it'll wire you up"

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    • toodles2you90
      Pro
      • Apr 2018
      • 501

      #3
      Re: I just can't with these press conferences

      Like a lot of EA sports gaming features, solid idea with terrible execution.

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      • Therebelyell626
        MVP
        • Mar 2018
        • 2887

        #4
        Re: I just can't with these press conferences

        My favorite ones are the ones where the player threatens you if you don’t give him what he wants.

        Coach: “oh yeah, and what happens if I don’t give you 10 Carry’s and 5 catches”?

        Player3 “well coach, your not going to want to find out”

        What is this guy going to do? Send some goons to the team facility and break the coaches legs if he doesn’t comply lol

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        • oneamongthefence
          Nothing to see here folks
          • Apr 2009
          • 5683

          #5
          Re: I just can't with these press conferences

          I had a "position battle" for Tight End between Tucker Kraft and Luke Musgrave. I said there wasn't a position battle. Entire team lost 20 morale including Musgrave who I declared was the starter before the preseason ever began. I named you the starter and you're still upset.

          There should be a way to pick our own position battles and based on our judgement, players can be happy, upset, determined leading to a branching narrative. For example, I have a QB position battle. Based on personality traits it would affect both the winner and loser differently. An entertainer would like to be traded or released. A team leader would accept the results. An intense player would continue to fight for the number one spot and could receive either a temporary boost or gets increased XP when in the game etc...

          Or use more advanced metrics and analytics to make determinations who won the battle, for defense especially. Pass rush win rate, missed tackles, catches allowed/catch%, etc. The binary stat based ones are too restrictive. Things like PBUs, or sacks, tackles, etc aren't real indicators of success or they're too situational.

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          • TurboTitan
            Pro
            • Jun 2004
            • 804

            #6
            Re: I just can't with these press conferences

            This was a great idea but it seems like they devoted roughly 10 seconds into making sure it was implemented correctly and didn’t sound stupid 99.99% of the time. 😂😂

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            • kehlis
              Moderator
              • Jul 2008
              • 27738

              #7
              Re: I just can't with these press conferences

              I feel like I’m down to the last 10 seconds to pick my answer on “so you want to be a millionaire” and I have no idea which answer is right because they all suck.


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              • therizing02
                MVP
                • Apr 2003
                • 4176

                #8
                Re: I just can't with these press conferences

                Originally posted by adembroski
                Q: You have a position battle at FS between Eric Harris and George Odem. What stat will determine the winner?

                Options: PBUs, INTs, Tak, or No Battle.

                Kyle Shanahan: "What, are you 12? You've only ever played Madden and Fantasy Football? Let me ask you a question, you ridiculous infant, if nobody throws a single pass one guy's way, but the other gets 1 PBU while allowing 10 catches for 300 yards and 3 touchdowns, and I give the second guy the starting job, what do you think my locker room "moral penalty" will be then? Who designed this ******* game? Has he ever seen a down of NFL football in his life? Stats are for losers, and you, sir, are a loser. No, that's not fair, you can't help it. You're a line of dialogue written by an Assistant Producer who happened to be the one who could navigate the ridiculous mind-map looking tool that this stupid feature uses. Actually, let me correct that again, it's not a stupid feature, but the people who actually use the damn thing to add content to this game don't know jack **** about football and need to go find another job. Next question."
                Fantastic Adem! Your 5800th post needs to be archived and entered into the OS HOF. Steve/Mods, give this man the Yellow HOF Jacket.

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                • ajra21
                  MVP
                  • Oct 2011
                  • 2170

                  #9
                  Re: I just can't with these press conferences

                  Originally posted by oneamongthefence
                  I had a "position battle" for Tight End between Tucker Kraft and Luke Musgrave. I said there wasn't a position battle. Entire team lost 20 morale including Musgrave who I declared was the starter before the preseason ever began. I named you the starter and you're still upset.

                  There should be a way to pick our own position battles and based on our judgement, players can be happy, upset, determined leading to a branching narrative. For example, I have a QB position battle. Based on personality traits it would affect both the winner and loser differently. An entertainer would like to be traded or released. A team leader would accept the results. An intense player would continue to fight for the number one spot and could receive either a temporary boost or gets increased XP when in the game etc...

                  Or use more advanced metrics and analytics to make determinations who won the battle, for defense especially. Pass rush win rate, missed tackles, catches allowed/catch%, etc. The binary stat based ones are too restrictive. Things like PBUs, or sacks, tackles, etc aren't real indicators of success or they're too situational.

                  Sent from my Pixel 6 Pro using Tapatalk

                  Was asked if there was going to be a battle between Christian McCaffrey, rated 99, and Elijah Mitchell, rated 80.

                  I like Mitchell as much as the next Niner fan, but seriously?

                  Said there was no battle the team's morale dropped 20, just like yours.

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                  • Therebelyell626
                    MVP
                    • Mar 2018
                    • 2887

                    #10
                    Re: I just can't with these press conferences

                    Just a heads up for everybody. The position battle story lines make NO difference in franchise. Never pick the “he’s our starter” option. Your teams entire morale will drop by 20. Just pick any one of the arbitrary stats it gives you to decide who one the position battle, and move on. When it says “so and so won the position battle. Do you agree”? Whatever you do just agree. The depth chart doesn’t even change after the outcome, and there is no penalty whatsoever for playing the other guy instead. The guy who SUPPOSEDLY won the position battle will get a small attribute boost for like the first 3-4 games of the season, but other than that there is no penalty to going with who you want as the starter

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                    • Jagsfan24
                      MVP
                      • Mar 2016
                      • 1859

                      #11
                      Re: I just can't with these press conferences

                      Originally posted by Therebelyell626
                      Just a heads up for everybody. The position battle story lines make NO difference in franchise. Never pick the “he’s our starter” option. Your teams entire morale will drop by 20. Just pick any one of the arbitrary stats it gives you to decide who one the position battle, and move on. When it says “so and so won the position battle. Do you agree”? Whatever you do just agree. The depth chart doesn’t even change after the outcome, and there is no penalty whatsoever for playing the other guy instead. The guy who SUPPOSEDLY won the position battle will get a small attribute boost for like the first 3-4 games of the season, but other than that there is no penalty to going with who you want as the starter
                      I made this mistake when I first started playing lol, I cheated and went into the settings and raised my morale back up to 50.

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                      • gr18
                        MVP
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 2306

                        #12
                        Re: I just can't with these press conferences

                        Originally posted by ajra21
                        Was asked if there was going to be a battle between Christian McCaffrey, rated 99, and Elijah Mitchell, rated 80.

                        I like Mitchell as much as the next Niner fan, but seriously?

                        Said there was no battle the team's morale dropped 20, just like yours.
                        Actually every Niners fan I know wouldn't mind seeing Mitchell gone since he can't seem to stay on the field,especially in the most important games.

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                        • 0blong00
                          Rookie
                          • Apr 2021
                          • 193

                          #13
                          Re: I just can't with these press conferences

                          It’s been a couple years since I played madden. If I play as an owner can I avoid these?

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                          • oneamongthefence
                            Nothing to see here folks
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 5683

                            #14
                            Re: I just can't with these press conferences

                            Originally posted by 0blong00
                            It’s been a couple years since I played madden. If I play as an owner can I avoid these?
                            Yes. There's no(or very little) scenarios in owner mode. But I will say you can avoid all scenarios if you just don't interact with them. You can pick and choose which ones to do. The owner mode has you handling all team finances including setting prices and doing stadium upgrades.

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                            • nedope
                              Rookie
                              • Jul 2024
                              • 19

                              #15
                              Re: I just can't with these press conferences

                              Can’t wait to talk to my defensive coordinator when we play the Chiefs

                              “They have a QB who can throw the ball”

                              "Good to know"

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