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NFL Condoms!

Don't use the Bills one or you'll miss wide right :)

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Wait, wouldn't you want to miss wide right?

I heard if you make an amateur porno while wearing a Raiders one, a creepy old porno exec will give you a 5 picture contract


Don't get the Ryan Leaf ones!

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I think that would be better than being juuuusssst short.

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I hope they have a throwback Broncos one then you can be "drive"ing into your woman like John Elway on the hapless Brownies :google:

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So you're advocating rape? I've seen some weird things on the internet. But never someone saying they are pro-rape.

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It was meant as a joke. I couldn't rape a woman much less harm one.

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If you used a Browns one, you'd just always finish early

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I heard the Patriots one comes with free videotapes for filming purposes.