Then it gets tricky. Traditionally, I have always read the manual cuddled up in a blanket next to the fireplace with a warm cup of Earl Grey. Last year, an ember flew out of the fire and burned my precious manual, and nearly half of my beard (I don't shave for months before the Show comes out). So I am considering new places to read my manual. The obvious choices would be on the porch with the dog (the dog is an obvious hazard), at the beach (scary!) or the toilet, but that might jinx my franchise.
So, where are you going to read your manual?

Best post by a Braves' fan in weeks?? In the car, right after I buy it. Yeah yeah, I know it's not safe but I always do it that way. I am a professional manual reader/driver
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