THE ADVENTURES OF RABBIT & DAVE : The mystery of the patch
The rain slid down pouring outside the window of the taxi . I couldn't read the paper for much longer . The
motion sickness was getting to me . I was still sick from the malaria I had picked up in Brazil of our last adventure . deep in the mountains we had taken a case to find out who big cee really is . My partner dave _s and i had lost him deep in the amazon jungle . I guess ricky -j was wrong or right depending on how you look at it . All I know is after three weeks of battling mosquitoes and listening to Dave go on and on about how he missed his cat .. I almost lost my mind and choked the male nurse who had dreams of becoming a professional Fifa player . My pride was hurt ...but I had to admit defeat and return to the city of OSF . Home sweet home . I got out of the cab . Paid the man his fare ,looked up at the pouring heavens and took in the stench with a deep breath . The smell was everywhere . Jesus that smell . I did not even bother to use the umbrella in my hand . Dave would be upstairs . good man , loyal friend . I slowly walked up the stairs , grabbing the railing for support . My drenched overcoat dripping with rain . Step by step . The offices of Rabbit and Dave , private investigators was on the third floor about the size of a two bedroom apartment . I walked through the doors fully aware that dave was in early sorting out the mail . '' Rabbit that you ? " , dave asked as looked around the reception . Our secretary had run off to las Vegas to pursue her dreams of becoming one those girls who carry numbers on cards , clad in tiny shorts at MMA events . It was just me and Dave . " who else would it be " , i said . How Dave put up with my nasty nature i do not know . I guess he was used to it . " come now Sai ...it's too early to be this moody " " bro i do not know ...brazil left a sour taste in my mouth " Dave sighed and tossed a letter across the table to me , " what's this a bill , you know I'm dyslexic when i don't have money " , i responded as i regarded the letter with indifference . " i was slid under the front door , i saw it when i came in earlier " . " who's it from ? " " Macgowan " " what ? no ****ing way ". " letter says he's at the Full guard Hotel and he has something important to discuss with us and it involves some information that we will find valuable " . " you don't say ... " , i exclaimed as crossed my legs on the table . " well we might as well have breakfast at the Full guard then ...hopefully Mac will pick up the check ". Dave responded by grabbing his jacket as i searched for a match to light up . The both us made our way down the stairs and discussed brazil . We both agreed to get our money back from zombie Rommel as his tip off on Bigcee had literally left us stuck up a creek without a paddle . we both stood under the cover of the Signage and scanned the street for a taxi . I looked at my watch . It was almost noon . Just then black a limousine pulled up in front of us and the tinted windows rolled down and a familiar voice I hadn't heard in awhile said " good day ...I believe the both of you should get in the car " . " Imuh boxer !!!! " , we both chorused in surprise . Dave and I looked at each other as the door opened and climbed in . we hadn't seen boxer since before the head bobbing scandal case ... good old days I thought . The usual pleasantries where exchanged . then boxer looked us dead in the eye and spoke seriously . " Rabbit .. dave , you guys are the best at what you do , and my client who shall remain nameless is in need of your services ". " this a case " , Dave asked , taking the words right out of my mouth . " yes ", Imuh Boxer confirmed and smiled . " well go on you have our attention " . " well , let's refer to my client as lets say ...hmmm. lurch " " lurch !!! ? who's that ? " " No one you know ... but he has a problem . you see he is very much invested in EA Sports UFC 3 , and he's been having trouble with game and for someone with such resources and rank , he is used to getting what he wants one way or the other . Thing is guys word on the street is the developers of the game are set to release a new patch . I don't know when but my client wants to find out what is in the patch before hand " " why ? " , Dave asked . " Does it matter all . I know is that my client , lurch is willing to pay handsomely for information on the patch " . " hmmmm " , I thought and watched as Boxer reached for a brief case and slid across the seat to me . " the usual fee plus expenses " , he confirmed as i snapped the case open . " there is information in the files there you will need " . the limo stopped and Boxer said he needed news before Wednesday . Dave got out first and I followed . The limo sped off down the street . Dave and I looked at each other . We already knew where to start . we had to see Aholbert . To be continued . Sent from my Infinix Zero 4 using Tapatalk |
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ok edit Posting that gif failed a shame
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I have no idea who this guy is but he's quickly becoming my favorite poster outside of A-Aron, Geoffery, and Da_Shizzle.
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Lurch has to be in this story.
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