Bill Walton doesn't actually exist.
 

An 8' tall white guy, who smokes weed all day, wears nothing but tie dye t-shirts, drops acid, and follows the Grateful Dead.

And yet, AND YET, is considered to be one of the greatest basketball players of all time.

I guess some people really will believe anything.

Go watch Bill Walton on TV sometime. If you still think he's real after that, I'll eat my hat.

Re: Bill Walton doesn't actually exist.
 

Bill Walton and Luke Walton are the same person. After games Luke Walton decides to call himself Bill.