Funny NBA quotes

[Deddy2k]

Post any funny quotes you have seen that involve nba in any way.

- "We're shooting 100 percent - 60 percent from the field and 40 percent from the free-throw line." - Norm Stewart

- “I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee.” - Drew Gooden

- After being treated for a kidney stone, Lakers coach Phil Jackson said "When the anesthesiologist leaned over me, he said "We named your kidney stone Kobe because it's not passing."

- "Were going to turn this franchise around 360 degrees!!!"
Jason Kidd when he was drafted by Dallas as the 2nd pick overall at the 1994 draft.

[ex carrabba fan]

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Travis Knight:

Knight was once again a free agent and signed a 7 year contract worth $22 million with the Boston Celtics under new coach and general manager Rick Pitino.[3] Upon signing the deal, Knight said, "I really have mixed emotions; I should be elated right now, but I'm not."

Jason Terry:

"All series long, we've been able penetrate their bigs, get deep, suck the D in"

"You can't just do it for two halves, you gotta do it for the whole game"

[ernie69]

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Shaq when he was in Phoenix:
"I look forward to getting that $200 million for two years extension".

[Scruffychicken]

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Post any funny quotes you have seen that involve nba in any way.

- "We're shooting 100 percent - 60 percent from the field and 40 percent from the free-throw line." - Norm Stewart

- “I didn’t even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee.” - Drew Gooden

- After being treated for a kidney stone, Lakers coach Phil Jackson said "When the anesthesiologist leaned over me, he said "We named your kidney stone Kobe because it's not passing."

- "Were going to turn this franchise around 360 degrees!!!"
Jason Kidd when he was drafted by Dallas as the 2nd pick overall at the 1994 draft.

When I saw the thread title I knew this would be on here, lol. Here's my contribution;

"Well, he's a good player for Minnesota."
- Gary Payton, when asked what he thought about Serbia.(The country)

I’m a GM in fantasy basketball and I’m a GM on PlayStation, so on PlayStation I probably would have got a little more, but this is real life, so I don’t know.”
– Jalen Rose, on the Vince Carter trade.

[eDotd]

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Man, did dis' dude just did dis?
- John Starks | Winning Time

[bichettehappens]

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This thread is promising

[Deddy2k]

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Got some more.

"The LA Clippers grabbed our Wang." - Don Nelson on losing Wang Zhi Zhi to the Clips.

"I don't know what's wrong with that girl." - Reggie Evans on Pau Gasol.

"Dampier is soft. Quote it, underline it, tape it, send it to him. Don't ask me about that guy ever again." – Shaq

"We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play." - Pat Williams 1992 , Orlando Magic general manager, on his team's 7-27 record

[Basketball GURU]

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"Ball"-Hedo Turkoglu


Isiah Thomas- "I've got some bad news. We're trading you to Phoenix.
Antonio McDyess: "What's the bad news?"

[phenom1990]

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http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=6625927

Chris Mullin: Miami played a great 39 minutes but then the last 7 minutes they got away...

39+7=46 minutes, which is great but an NBA game is always played for at least 48 minutes unless you get beer thrown on you and run into the stands to fight a fan.

[Basketball GURU]

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"'It feels good to get in the second round."-T Mac
(Orl was up 3-1 against the piston, lost the next 3 games)

[ex carrabba fan]

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"'It feels good to get in the second round."-T Mac
(Orl was up 3-1 against the piston, lost the next 3 games)

Did he really say that?

Poor guy never lost his virginity

[The Big Squeezy]

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Man, did dis' dude just did dis?
- John Starks | Winning Time

This has to be the greatest quote I've ever heard in my life.

[DieHardYankee26]

Man, did dis' dude just did dis?
- John Starks | Winning Time

Everytime I see Winning Time I laugh at that part.

[phenom1990]

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Did he really say that?

Poor guy never lost his virginity

Yeah. I think it was in 03, which was the first year that the first round was best of 7.