The Brett Favre Saga (2010 Edition)

[LingeringRegime]

Quote: Originally Posted by Dayman

Breaking News: Brett Favre completes bowel movement. No indication in the color or consistency of the stool as to whether he's going to play in 2010. Breaking News: Brett Favre ties shoes using "bunny ears" method. Adam Schefter is reporting that bunny ears look similar to the Viking horn on their helmets, and his sources indicate that Favre's shoetying is an indication of his intent to return to Minnesota in 2010. Breaking News: Ed Werder is reporting that while camping outside of Brett Favre's bedroom window this morning he saw the future hall of famer putting on boxer briefs. Reportedly, Favre put them on left leg first. Somehow, this indicates that he's coming back in 2010.

NFL LIVE IS MAKING ME LAUGH HARD RIGHT NOW.

[Bellsprout]

At what point does Tarvaris Jackson say "**** my life" and jump off the top of the Mall of America?

Or offer to take Favre with him to the MoA and push Favre out of the car on the Spongebob roller coaster?

[LingeringRegime]

For real man. Tavaris must have Aaron Rodgers on his speed dial.

[Other Guy]

Favre question, someone help me out here....

Last year Favre signed with Minnesota with a 2 year contract. So all this time he's been sitting out while under contract, correct? Why hasn't been incurring fines for missing practices? Unless he officially retired, isn't he still obligated to be at mandatory activities?

[Bellsprout]

Quote: Originally Posted by Other Guy

Favre question, someone help me out here.... Last year Favre signed with Minnesota with a 2 year contract. So all this time he's been sitting out while under contract, correct? Why hasn't been incurring fines for missing practices? Unless he officially retired, isn't he still obligated to be at mandatory activities?

Because he's bigger than the team.

It still floors me how Childress got all huffy with Adrian Peterson for missing something (OTA?) this summer and then willingly put up with this.

[Jm0ney2001]

Because they let him. Bc he is brett favre and their only hope of winning a superbowl this year. They have let him take his time. Ordinarilly no player would get this treatment but he is brett favre arguably the best qb of all time.

[sb24]

Quote: Originally Posted by Jm0ney2001

but he is brett favre arguably the best qb of all time.

This should make the thread interesting......

[The15thunter]

lmao @ best qb of all-time. there is maybe one possible argument for that, and it fails. hard.

but overall, this is good for the vikings this year. as for the future, it has likely all but ruined tavaris jackson's confidence in every conceivable fashion.