Most Valuable Player: Tom Brady - self-explanatory Coach of the Year: Tom Brady - he's going to call all of the plays this year, so it seems fair. Offensive Player of the Year: Tom Brady - see above. Defensive Player of the Year: Tom Brady - He'll lead so many long scoring drives that his defense's stats look better, so it seems fair. Offensive Rookie of the Year: Ryan Mallet - He's backing up Tom Brady. He wins by default. Defensive Rookie of the Year: Ras-I Dowling - He picks Brady's passes off in practice. Champion. Comeback Player of the Year: Tom Brady - he's coming back from the *****-whipped Beiber hairstyle.