This game for grown men not babies in pampers--,
2K's the grizzly bear of games, and EA is the panda
And their commentaries dry just like Dandruff--
I thought that was a crime, why aren't they in handcuffs?
We need them out the way so the king can stand up---,
I see their games and laugh, though I'm feeling the grass,
Other than that; John take your game, and shove it straight up your !@#
Give us those classic graphics, that’s sharp like a cactus,
So I can pop a QB like springs in a mattress
Classic.