Well, I thought that I was missing out on something - so I tried to find something to do. But, besides some exciting trading or looking at your draft board for half a day, all I am seeing are some VERY unclear screens... all of them seem to tell you all and nothing at the same time. This annoying "Health and Fatigue" screen that pops up every morning, for example - why even bother looking at it? My impression is that clicking "sit him out" doesn't change a thing... Same for most of the three million personality attributes and the "emotional reactions" in game - so Donovan McNabb doesn't like me partying after he threw an interception and loses one friggin' approval point... thank god, there still are 97 left. Why are there six different approval ratings? Why care about the fans? Do they boo? Does the media try to write me into retirement or kick my arse in interviews?
One of my players is injured for a couple of weeks - "Go to depth chart", "Go to FAs" or "put on IR"? Nah, none of those, I just want to see a list of my injured players, for example? But there are no "out" players on the "Health and Fatigue" screen?
Even working the depth chart is one of the most intricate things ever in a sports game. God only knows why there have to be two player lists on the screen and I can't just simply switch players by clicking X and moving them around within their position. And why do McNabb and Westbrook keep coming back into the game after I tried to sub in my 2nd stringers?
Well, after all, my main point is, that this game is maybe the least intuitive game I have ever played - everything just seems to be extremely... umm... ropy. Tediously slow and too fast at the same time.
And don't get me wrong, I'm not an arcade kiddy - I've loved coaching games for decades now... I'm one of the freaks who have great fun playing "Baseball/Football Mogul" and watch the stats machine work or manage low league amateur teams who'll never make it to the third division in soccer games and follow their former player's careers after transfers ("Oh, my former Senegalese star striker plays in the reserves of Helsingborgs IF now"). I couldn't imagine beforehand that NFL Head Coach would be less fun than "Player Manager" (for those of you who still know this piece of crappy british software).


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