Oh I'm very sober and very angry.
Basically, we've somehow managed to fire Mike Groh and get worse on offense. The defense played more than good enough to win, but we had six turnovers, including a pick-six by Marc Verica in what was our last-stand drive, and we were generally a huge pile of horse manure on offense. No player on that side of the ball was particularly impressive, including all three of our quarterbacks (Vic Hall did have a very nice touchdown run in the first quarter, but he must not be able to throw the ball as all the passing plays he ran were safe one-read plays; he also muffed a punt).
While by no means is this game of that magnitude, I feel like William and Mary is now Al Groh's Appalachian State.