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  • GSW
    Simnation
    • Feb 2003
    • 8041

    #1

    Commentator Quotes

    I was watching the Warriors vs Spurs last night and heard something pretty funny by one of our broadcasters...hilarious actually, and I thought we should have a thread with funny quotes from announcers during the games

    I'll start

    "Folks, what you want to do there... is not that"
    - Jim Barnett, on a Corey Maggette defensive play
    #Simnation
  • Stumbleweed
    Livin' the dream
    • Oct 2006
    • 6279

    #2
    Re: Commentator Quotes

    "He whacked him in the face..." says Chris Marlowe

    "Yeah, looked like he was trying to comb his fu-manchu," says Scott Hastings
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    • NYCBred
      Banned
      • Nov 2009
      • 250

      #3
      Re: Commentator Quotes

      "That's not a block!!!!" Bucks Color Commentator after Kobe's 3 point play last night.

      "Miss It" Bucks Color Commentator right before Kobe makes game winning shot.

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      • GSW
        Simnation
        • Feb 2003
        • 8041

        #4
        Re: Commentator Quotes

        rofl "miss it"
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        • Hassan Darkside
          We Here
          • Sep 2003
          • 7561

          #5
          Re: Commentator Quotes

          I love Clyde Frazier's rhymes and blatantly obvious statements.
          "And Chris Duhon's wheelin' and dealin' right now."
          "The Knicks are dishin' and swishin'"
          "Some matador defense by the Knicks"
          "And now Cleveland is coasting and toasting"
          "Some shakin' and bakin' by Nate Robinson"
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          You losin' your teeth, moving like using Kevin Durant comb
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          • KENYON06
            Pro
            • Dec 2004
            • 890

            #6
            Re: Commentator Quotes

            "They're throwing the whole kitchen book at Dirk" - Reggie Miller

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            • GSW
              Simnation
              • Feb 2003
              • 8041

              #7
              Re: Commentator Quotes

              ^
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              • DiceMan
                NBA All Life Team
                • Mar 2004
                • 2055

                #8
                Re: Commentator Quotes

                As a Knicks fan I could fill a thread with Clyde-isms but I'll go with a quote I heard on NBA TV not too ago....

                "I know don't know if that shot was a dagger but the steel is shining!"

                Don't remember which game it was or who said though.
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                • LingeringRegime
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 17089

                  #9
                  Re: Commentator Quotes

                  Steve Martin (Play by Play Charlotte Bobcats)

                  1st Quarter: "Lately, Tyson Chandler has been getting quite a few double doubles."

                  2nd Quarter: "Gerald Wallace already has 8 rebounds and 10 points, looks like he is in good shape to get a double double."

                  3rd Quarter: "The Bobcats have hand their hands full with Troy Murphy tonight, he already has a double double."

                  4th Quarter: "Dell did you know that last year Emeka Okafor led the Bobcats with ___ double doubles?"

                  He uses that phrase every game at least five times.
                  Last edited by LingeringRegime; 12-17-2009, 10:02 PM.

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                  • Rexis
                    Y.N.W.A
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 2504

                    #10
                    Re: Commentator Quotes

                    ^ Double Doubles
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                    • Checmate101
                      N.W.O. - NO WR OPEN
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 9947

                      #11
                      Re: Commentator Quotes

                      Listen to my man Mark Jackson...


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                      • Taur3asi3
                        MVP
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 3727

                        #12
                        Re: Commentator Quotes

                        I absolutely hate listening to Mark Jackson. He reminds me of Ollie the weatherman from Family Guy
                        As Shaquille O'Neal left the Suns practice court, he yelled out, "Alvin's the coach. We must be the Clippers. And I must be Olowokandi. Nooooo!"

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                        • Flyboy
                          Daydream Believer
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 11352

                          #13
                          Re: Commentator Quotes

                          Originally posted by Checmate101
                          Listen to my man Mark Jackson...


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                          • ex carrabba fan
                            I'll thank him for you
                            • Oct 2004
                            • 32744

                            #14
                            Re: Commentator Quotes

                            Originally posted by Taur3asi3
                            I absolutely hate listening to Mark Jackson. He reminds me of Ollie the weatherman from Family Guy
                            agreeeeeeed

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                            • Checmate101
                              N.W.O. - NO WR OPEN
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 9947

                              #15
                              Re: Commentator Quotes

                              Van Gundy last night...

                              If Brendan Haywoods drives by you, you need to come out the game.

                              Also..

                              Corey Maggette is not going to beat you with the pass
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