"Seriously people, there's no point in watching the Super Bowl unless you want to see a performance by The Geriatric Who."
"I should note that I could have selected Eephus as a pitch type. I have no idea what this is, but it's max speed is 50 mph. Is that thrown left-handed?"
... and then I stopped reading. Can't someone who knows a thing or two about sports (maybe the sport he's writing about) do an article like this?

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