[jetercanoturn2]

Quote: Originally Posted by gpe1975

I can't decide! When I get the game, I will probably do as I always do are remove the shrink wrap using my Strawberry Shortcake scissors that I have saved for this purpose alone. Then it gets tricky. Traditionally, I have always read the manual cuddled up in a blanket next to the fireplace with a warm cup of Earl Grey. Last year, an ember flew out of the fire and burned my precious manual, and nearly half of my beard (I don't shave for months before the Show comes out). So I am considering new places to read my manual. The obvious choices would be on the porch with the dog (the dog is an obvious hazard), at the beach (scary!) or the toilet, but that might jinx my franchise. So, where are you going to read your manual?

This made me laugh, the beard catching on fire part. I'm just gonna read the manual when I have some free time, probably when I'm eating breakfast or something.