Enjoy: http://www.ugo.com/sports/the-top-25...ated-wrestlers
I'll just put the subtitles (small part of the write up for #5) as not to spoil anything directly...
25. We GET it, already: You're TALL.
24. Please bust neither our spines nor our brains, sir.
23. Not sure if he's earned that mariachi band.
22. Your grandchildren would like you at home, sir.
21. "Gold Standard," my balls.
20. "Oh, you're gonna win the title again? Great idea, boss."
19. Quit encouraging him, please.
18. Filling a wound with SuperGlue doesn't make you a good wrestler.
17. Lucky Charms, drinks a lot, potatoes, etc.
16. At least he's got the ankh tattoo covered up.
15. Quit shouting!
14. Occam's Razor says you're a midcarder, sir.
13. (This one is multiple people technically)
12. Let this guy be mean again for crying out loud.
11. Overrated as a wrestler, underrated as a drag queen.
10. Overrated as both a wrestler and a fake Cuban.
9. The Man of 1,000 Holds - most of them boring.
8. Not as good as Bret, but much better than Bruce, Keith, Smith, Dean and Zeppo.
7. Looking for that never-gonna-happen main event push.
6. The perfect midcarder.
5. got (hugely) over simply by standing at ringside with a dopey blank stare plastered on her face
4. Retire with some dignity intact, would you?
3. Would a loving god put anyone together to look like that?
2. Not worth Dixie Carter's investment.
1. "Hi folks, I'll be ruining wrestling until the HGH catches up with me."
They also have an article on Miz's awesomeness: http://www.ugo.com/tv/what-makes-the-miz-so-awesome
I'll just put the subtitles (small part of the write up for #5) as not to spoil anything directly...
25. We GET it, already: You're TALL.
24. Please bust neither our spines nor our brains, sir.
23. Not sure if he's earned that mariachi band.
22. Your grandchildren would like you at home, sir.
21. "Gold Standard," my balls.
20. "Oh, you're gonna win the title again? Great idea, boss."
19. Quit encouraging him, please.
18. Filling a wound with SuperGlue doesn't make you a good wrestler.
17. Lucky Charms, drinks a lot, potatoes, etc.
16. At least he's got the ankh tattoo covered up.
15. Quit shouting!
14. Occam's Razor says you're a midcarder, sir.
13. (This one is multiple people technically)
12. Let this guy be mean again for crying out loud.
11. Overrated as a wrestler, underrated as a drag queen.
10. Overrated as both a wrestler and a fake Cuban.
9. The Man of 1,000 Holds - most of them boring.
8. Not as good as Bret, but much better than Bruce, Keith, Smith, Dean and Zeppo.
7. Looking for that never-gonna-happen main event push.
6. The perfect midcarder.
5. got (hugely) over simply by standing at ringside with a dopey blank stare plastered on her face
4. Retire with some dignity intact, would you?
3. Would a loving god put anyone together to look like that?
2. Not worth Dixie Carter's investment.
1. "Hi folks, I'll be ruining wrestling until the HGH catches up with me."
They also have an article on Miz's awesomeness: http://www.ugo.com/tv/what-makes-the-miz-so-awesome
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