Question...whose words are these???
"B3AST MODE 
Don't worry, the Cardinals won't be back next year without LaRussa and that thing on his head which claims to be hair. I'm shocked Albert Poopholes wasn't the pick for the cover with all of the fawning going on over the peak-at-the-right-time Cardinals. Hey St. Louis, how is that football team of yours doing?...Horrible? OK, thanks."
Umm, yeah. You went from La Russa's hair to some 'Poopholes' guy to football. Oh, and sorry I couldn't care less what some smack-talking Brewers fan think of Cards fans. "T-Plush" and "Beast Mode" are an embarrassment.