
Belichick Fired, Tom Brady Demands Trade


Foxboro, MA - Bill Belichick has be caught gambling on football games. He has apparently been doing this since the last Superbowl win in 2004. Robert Kraft, owner of the Patriots, has decided to fire Coach Belichick on the spot. "Coach Belichick disgraced the name of the New England Patriots. We had no choice but to let him go.", says Robert Kraft.
Once word got out, Tom Brady comes out infruriated. He immediately demands a trade out of New England. "Coach Belichick has done a lot in these last 13 years as a coach. To fire him for this one incident is showing disrespect to the man that brought New England their only 3 Superbowl wins. I want out!", says Tom "Terrific".
Jonathan Kraft, head of operations, reluctantly started searching for teams interested. He came across the dismal Browns of Cleveland. The were in need of some major changes over there. After a few days deliberating on the details of the trade, they finally reached a decision. Here is the details of the trade:
Tom Brady QB
Will Allen CB
Myron Pryor DT
FOR
Colt McCoy QB
2013 4th Round Draft Pick
The Kraft family let the Patriots fans know that Ryan Mallett will be stepping in for Tom. Some fans were wondering why Colt McCoy isn't going to have a chance to step in and here was the response, "(Colt) McCoy is coming into an offense that's very complex. Ryan has been with the team and has been mentored by Tom himself. He has the arm and the leadership qualities Tom had back in 2001. For now he is our QB for the future." We shall hope the Kraft family is right.
Along with firing and trade, the Patriots have met with former High School coach Jaymee Gerard. They like how he has brought 4 straight High School championships to the city of Boston. This is definitely an unconventional move in bringing in a High School coach to coach professional football. Hopefully Mallett and Coach Gerard has what it takes to keep the Patriots a top ranked team.
When asked what he thought about everything, Ryan Mallett said, "This is now my team, bring it on.........."

Ryan Mallett - Age: 25
Physical: 90 | Intangible: 59 | Durability: 81
Size: 98 | Production: 30
Throwing Power: 98 | Throw on Run: 76 | Playaction: 84
Short: 84 | Medium: 83 | Deep: 74
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