I'll one up you... Girlfriends/Fiances/Wives that call you for no apparent reason!
Conversation would go like this:
Me: Hey
Her: How are you?
Me: Good, how's it going with you?
Her: I'm ok, just bored.
Me: ........... so.. what's up?
Her: Nothing, what are you doing?
Me: ......... working.
Her: Oh, so are you busy?
Me: .............
Her: I'm so bored....
Me: ..............
Her: .................
Me: I gotta go. Click.