I want to be a cheeser. Any tips?
Dunking all game over my opponents, hit crazy threes, eurostep glitch etc...
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Dunking all game over my opponents, hit crazy threes, eurostep glitch etc...
Tell me
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Re: How can I become "cheese"?
Run around with your pg and do self alley-oops non-stop. Don't forget to never sub-out your stars. Good luck! -
Re: How can I become "cheese"?
Well first off you need a team. If you do not pick the Heat, Thunder, Knicks, Clippers or Lakers you are not a cheeser. These teams are your core 5 cheddar sources.
Start the game. Then press start immediately to put in subs. Put in your cheese players that come off the bench in your starting rotation. If you have JR Smith or Jamal Crawford on the bench, you're not going all out cheese. Then make sure all your coach profile settings are jacked up to 100, because a team can play intense defense and then sprint down the the court at full speed for the entire game. Also make sure you put substitutions at manual. Who needs those noob bench players when you have your SUPAHSTARS you can rely on?!
1-3-1 Zone. Don't let those old geezers who actually run an offense get the best of your terrible man to man defense, just play zone and camp in the paint. You're not hiding on defense, you're just making your center can get some rest!
For bonus cheese points, make sure you watch the replays of Lebron dunking over 4 people over and over again to assert your dominance over this loser. And it never hurts to send a message to your opponent when you win telling them how awesome you are and how much they suck.
Happy cheesing!
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Re: How can I become "cheese"?
Well first off you need a team. If you do not pick the Heat, Thunder, Knicks, Clippers or Lakers you are not a cheeser. These teams are your core 5 cheddar sources.
Start the game. Then press start immediately to put in subs. Put in your cheese players that come off the bench in your starting rotation. If you have JR Smith or Jamal Crawford on the bench, you're not going all out cheese. Then make sure all your coach profile settings are jacked up to 100, because a team can play intense defense and then sprint down the the court at full speed for the entire game. Also make sure you put substitutions at manual. Who needs those noob bench players when you have your SUPAHSTARS you can rely on?!
1-3-1 Zone. Don't let those old geezers who actually run an offense get the best of your terrible man to man defense, just play zone and camp in the paint. You're not hiding on defense, you're just making your center can get some rest!
For bonus cheese points, make sure you watch the replays of Lebron dunking over 4 people over and over again to assert your dominance over this loser. And it never hurts to send a message to your opponent when you win telling them how awesome you are and how much they suck.
Happy cheesing!
thanks bro!
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Re: How can I become "cheese"?
For MyTeam- Make sure to purchase the following players-
1. LeBron James-Run him at the Point guard even though he's a SF.
2. Steve Novak
3. Mike Miller
4.Jimmer Fredette
Shoot 3s every chance you get. A good thing to do is get the ball in a 3 point shooters hands and just move left to lateraly along the 3 point line. Chuck up step back threes or normal threes, or fading threes.
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Re: How can I become "cheese"?
LMAO Mars lolololComment
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Re: How can I become "cheese"?
You should always score off up and unders and you should pause the game everytime you score off em and watch the replay of you morphing through his defense at least three times like it was the most beautifull thing you ever saw.Comment
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Re: How can I become "cheese"?
dont forget to set coaching sliders!!
crash boards - 100
fast break 100
help D 100
defensive pressure 100#SIMNATION
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Re: How can I become "cheese"?
/threadWell first off you need a team. If you do not pick the Heat, Thunder, Knicks, Clippers or Lakers you are not a cheeser. These teams are your core 5 cheddar sources.
Start the game. Then press start immediately to put in subs. Put in your cheese players that come off the bench in your starting rotation. If you have JR Smith or Jamal Crawford on the bench, you're not going all out cheese. Then make sure all your coach profile settings are jacked up to 100, because a team can play intense defense and then sprint down the the court at full speed for the entire game. Also make sure you put substitutions at manual. Who needs those noob bench players when you have your SUPAHSTARS you can rely on?!
1-3-1 Zone. Don't let those old geezers who actually run an offense get the best of your terrible man to man defense, just play zone and camp in the paint. You're not hiding on defense, you're just making your center can get some rest!
For bonus cheese points, make sure you watch the replays of Lebron dunking over 4 people over and over again to assert your dominance over this loser. And it never hurts to send a message to your opponent when you win telling them how awesome you are and how much they suck.
Happy cheesing!
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Re: How can I become "cheese"?
I'm crying over here lol#1 Laker fan
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Re: How can I become "cheese"?
One does not simply become cheese. It's a long aging process, the first step is to get some milk solids though.Comment
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Re: How can I become "cheese"?
Don't forget 23 seconds of constant dribble moves with an ankle breaker until it finally activates, then a wide open shot."The designated hitter rule is like letting someone else take Wilt Chamberlain's free throws."
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Re: How can I become "cheese"?
the funny thing is that everyone has their own definition of "cheese". I had some dude in my old league call me a cheeser because my PG got in the paint too much for his likes. The thing is, he doubled my pg as soon as he got to the half court line and it was always his center or PF who came out. I tried telling him that if any player in the league had a slow footed center coming all the way out NEAR the HALF COURT line to double, they would attack every time and either A) finish or B) kick it out to an open teammate. I mean come on how dumb can one getComment
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