[bigtreydawg]

On today's episode of breakthrough game changers (sponsored by overly aggressive artificial intelligence) we learn why our drive and kick game is suffering.

Some of us are at a point where we are getting the desired results with ballhandlers getting to the rim. The following transcript is my inner monologue while I was testing CPUvCPU Heat gameplay this morning.

This is awesome, I really like how Lebron is riding his defender all the way to the rim but why is teammate, Haslem in the lane? Doesn't he know that Lebron is about to do something cool? Chalmers too, I don't need these idiots crashing the board every ti--- . . . DING DING DING

I paused the game, went to my Coach Profile, the Crash Offensive Glass slider is at 55. That is way too high. I moved it to zero and O MY GOD

I think I may be done editing.