[Watson]

We're less than a week away from the Opening Kickoff, and the anticipation is killing me.

Gentlemen, we've made it.

Schedule (Times ET):

Spoiler

Thursday, August 29
6:00 PM North Carolina at No. 6 South Carolina | ESPN
6:00 PM Liberty at Kent State | ESPN 3
6:30 PM Presbyterian at Wake Forest | ESPN 3
7:00 PM Indiana State at Indiana | Big Ten Network
7:00 PM UNLV at Minnesota | Big Ten Network
7:00 PM Tulsa at Bowling Green | ESPN U
7:00 PM Illinois State at Ball State | ESPN 3
7:00 PM Akron at UCF | ESPN 3
7:30 PM Southern Utah at South Alabama | ESPN 3
7:30 PM Towson at Connecticut | ESPN 3
7:30 PM Western Carolina at Middle Tennessee
8:00 PM Utah State at Utah | FOX Sports 1
8:00 PM Jackson State at Tulane
9:15 PM Ole Miss at Vanderbilt | ESPN
10:00 PM Sacramento State at San Jose State
10:30 PM Rutgers at Fresno State | ESPNU
11:00 PM No. 24 USC at Hawaii | CBS Sports Network

Friday, August 30
7:00 PM Morgan State at Army | CBS Sports Network
7:00 PM Samford at Georgia State | ESPN 3
8:00 PM Western Michigan at Michigan State | Big Ten Network
8:00 PM Florida Atlantic at Miami (FL) | ESPNU
8:00 PM Texas Tech at SMU | ESPN
8:30 PM Southern University at Houston | ESPN 3
8:30 PM North Dakota State at Kansas State | FOX Sports 1
10:00 PM Northern Arizona at Arizona | Pac-12 Network

Saturday, August 31
12:00 PM Elon at Georgia Tech | ESPN 3
12:00 PM Buffalo at No. 2 Ohio State | ESPN2
12:00 PM Massachusetts at No. 23 Wisconsin | Big Ten Network
12:00 PM Villanova at Boston College | ESPN 3
12:00 PM William & Mary at West Virginia | FOX Sports 1
12:00 PM Southern Illinois at Illinois | Big Ten Network
12:00 PM Purdue at Cincinnati | ESPNU
12:21 PM Toledo at No. 10 Florida | ESPN 3
12:30 PM Florida International at Maryland | ESPN 3
12:30 PM Louisiana Tech at North Carolina State | ESPN 3
1:00 PM Rice at No. 7 Texas A&M | ESPN
3:00 PM Colgate at Air Force
3:30 PM Mississippi State vs. No. 13 Oklahoma State* | ABC/ESPN2
3:30 PM Temple at No. 14 Notre Dame | NBC
3:30 PM Central Michigan at No. 17 Michigan | Big Ten Network
3:30 PM Syracuse vs. Penn State* | ABC/ESPN2
3:30 PM Brigham Young at Virginia | ESPNU
3:30 PM Northern Illinois at Iowa | Big Ten Network
4:00 PM Nicholls State at No. 3 Oregon | FOX Sports 1
4:00 PM Louisiana-Lafayette at Arkansas | ESPN 3
4:00 PM NC Central at Duke | ESPN 3
5:30 PM No. 1 Alabama vs. Virginia Tech* | ESPN
6:00 PM Eastern Washington at No. 25 Oregon State | Pac-12 Network
6:00 PM Howard at Eastern Michigan | ESPN 3
6:00 PM Austin Peay at Tennessee | ESPN 3
7:00 PM Louisiana-Monroe at No. 16 Oklahoma
7:00 PM Washington State at Auburn | ESPNU
7:00 PM McNeese State at South Florida | ESPN 3
7:00 PM Kentucky vs. Western Kentucky* | ESPNEWS
7:00 PM Murray State at Missouri | ESPN 3
7:00 PM Old Dominion at East Carolina
7:00 PM Idaho at North Texas
7:00 PM Miami (OH) at Marshall | CBS Sports Network
7:00 PM Arkansas-Pine Bluff at Arkansas State | ESPN 3
7:00 PM Texas State at Southern Miss
7:00 PM UAB at Troy | ESPN 3
7:30 PM Wofford at Baylor
8:00 PM No. 5 Georgia at No. 8 Clemson | ABC
8:00 PM New Mexico State at No. 15 Texas | Longhorn Network
8:00 PM Wyoming at No. 18 Nebraska | Big Ten Network
8:00 PM Eastern Illinois at San Diego State
8:00 PM Northern Iowa at Iowa State
8:00 PM UTSA at New Mexico
9:00 PM No. 12 LSU vs. No. 20 TCU* | ESPN
10:00 PM No. 19 Boise State at Washington | FOX Sports 1
10:00 PM Nevada at No. 21 UCLA | Pac-12 NetworK
10:30 PM No. 22 Northwestern at California | ESPN2

Sunday, September 1
3:30 PM Ohio at No. 9 Louisville | ESPN
6:00 PM Colorado vs. Colorado State* | CBS Sports Network

Monday, September 2
8:00 PM No. 11 Florida State at Pittsburgh | ESPN

*Denotes Neutral Site

As for my ever popular viewing schedule, this is what's on my plate:

Spoiler

Thursday
5:00 | UNC @ USCE | TV
6:30 | Towson @ UConn | Laptop 1 Screen 2
7:00 | Utah State @ Utah | Laptop 1 Screen 2
7:00 | Southeast Missouri @ Southeastern Louisiana | Laptop 2
8:15 | Ole Miss @ Vandy | TV
9:30 | Rutgers @ Fresno| Laptop 1 Screen 2
10:00 | USCW @ Hawaii | Laptop 1 Screen 2

Friday
6:00 | Morgan is not a real State @ Army | Laptop 1 Screen 2
6:00 | Samford @ Georgia State | Laptop 1 Screen 2
7:00 | WMU @ SPARTY NO | Laptop 1 Screen 1 (The Army game should be decided by then, then this will take it's place)
7:00 | Fightin' Schnellenbergers @ Miami of Miami | Laptop 2
7:00 | Cliff Kingsbro @ 5 Dead Hookers | TV
7:30 | SUDDERN JAGWARS @ Houston | Laptop 1 Screen 2 (Depending on Samford/GSU)
9:00 | NAU @ Copperheads | Laptop 2
Keeping an eye on NDSU/KSU

Satuday
Morning Shift
11:00 | ELON @ BEEEEEEEESSSS | Laptop 1 Screen 2 (Fullscreen)
11:00 | Buffalo @ OSU | TV
11:30 | Toledo @ Flarda | Laptop 2
12:00 | Rice @ Manziel | TV (Alternating with Buff/OSU until either become noncompetitive)
Keeping an eye on UMass @ Wisky, William & Mary @ WVU, LTU @ NCSU

Afternoon Shift
2:30 | CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA @ Okie Lite | TV
2:30 | Syracuse @ Penn State | Laptop 1 Screen 2
2:30 | Temple @ Notre Dame | Laptop 1 Screen 2
3:00 | Communism @ Ducks | Laptop 2 (Fullscreen)
4:30 | Alabama vs. Virginia Tech | TV
Keeping an eye on CMU @ UM and ULL @ Arky

Evening Shift
7:00 | UGA vs. Clempsin | Laptop 2
8:00 | LSU vs. TCU | TV
9:00 | Northwestern @ Cal | TV (Post-LSU)
9:00 | Nevada @ UCLA | Laptop 1 Screen 2 (Post-LSU)

Sunday
2:30 | Ohio State University of Ohio (OH) @ llvll | TV
5:00 | The Mile High Bowl | Laptop 1 Screen 2

Monday
7:00 | FSU @ Pitt | TV

Let's Go.