
because The face of the WWE and the current champion is:

Wait, I mean this guy:

Oh wait nevermind he's busy right now with:

Must be this guy:

No, come on now. Sorry guys, this is my first time doing the Raw thread and I clearly don't know how this works or what I am doing. I'll just be honest with you. The current WWE Champion and face of WWE is:

Now that we have that cleared up, we're fresh off a [s]TERRIBLE[/s] terribly exciting Survivor Series and three weeks out from TLC.
This means we should develop a story involving the the US champion doing nothing.
Damien Sandow slipping closer and closer into Ziggler Status.
Big Slow/Henry/ADR/Great Khali or somebody else we don't care about and know won't win, will become an immediate contender for a title for no apparent reason.
Michael Cole steps up his game this week and calls a belly to bell suplex a suplex instead of a throw. He still leaves out the belly to belly part, but he's working on it, he's still kinda new at this.
Oh wait, how could I forget. We get the much anticipated special host
Sorry that guy's not hosting Raw this week, his teeth are too close together, but I'm expecting some shenanigans regardless.
In closing, almost everything I just mentioned doesn't really matter, because this happened:

And we'll be lucky to get out of this storyline before Wrestlemania XXX.
Over/Under on this week's Raw thread here on OS is 15 pages. Keep up the good work WWE.


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