Let me be the first to congratulate you on being awesome
Obviously these sliders aren't for you.....and since you are such a Madden savant and play at such a high level - I'd like to endorse you making your own sliders. You're bringing a lot to the table here and I'm sure your sliders would be a hit.
Try not to strain your rotator cuff next time you are patting yourself on the back for being so great. Try not to wake up your mom the next time you celebrate a big online tournament victory