Man Applies For UND Head Coach Job, Cites Madden As Experience (Deadspin)

[DustinT]

All you need to apply for a coaching position is the ability to "chuck the pigskin," own a Sega Genesis and PS2, and have some serious PowerPoint skills. It's safe to say that we all appreciate this guy's effort.

My football philosophy is basically an attacking one. We're going to give AIR RAID a whole new definition. Theoretically how many times do you think a team can pass in a game? Challenge accepted. We're going 5 wide, chucking the pigskin all over the place. Never punt. Onside every time. Chip Kelly will be calling me to learn my offense. We will put on an exciting brand of football, we will pack them into the Alerus Center night in and night out, go ahead and blow the roof off the place and add about 35,000 seats to that place. - Deadspin

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[Kodii Rockets]

Re: Man Applies For UND Head Coach Job, Cites Madden As Experience (Deadspin)

This man is a god. #ChuckThePigskin

[onac22]

I am joining special forces next week. They asked me after watching me play battlefield.

[RandallB21]

While coaching his first game EA kicks him and his team out of the stadium for excessive grieving.

[HunterK13]

This man is my hero. #ChuckthePigskin

[XXstormmXX]

Re: Man Applies For UND Head Coach Job, Cites Madden As Experience (Deadspin)

If he can do this then I will become the quarterback of the Patriots because of my domination in player mode in Madden.

[kt-od]

Re: Man Applies For UND Head Coach Job, Cites Madden As Experience (Deadspin)

This sounds like something from The Onion.

Funny nevertheless.

[My_Oozing_Eye]

Re: Man Applies For UND Head Coach Job, Cites Madden As Experience (Deadspin)

I am joining special forces next week. They asked me after watching me play battlefield.

That, my friend, was F'ing funny!

MOE


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[Iceman87GT]

Do you think we'll see an influx of UND teams coached by Christopher McComas on Teambuilder?

[scottyo60]

We are marshall haha yes!

[Dice]

CLASSIC!!!

[Xtra]

Re: Man Applies For UND Head Coach Job, Cites Madden As Experience (Deadspin)

The Poll on http://www.grandforksherald.com/even...cle/id/280064/ , which has the full article, is good as well

[JFB123]

Battlefield taught me a lot about war. If I were put in charge of a squad we'd be packed with hand grenades & c4. That's all you need. Just blow sh** up and never have to get too close to the enemy. Just start chucking the grenades. If a tank comes, sneak up and throw some c4 on it. Blow that ish up!

I know a lot of you said you had Battlefield experience but I think my tactics will work better. #ChuckTheGrenades

[Sdrawkcab321]

Re: Man Applies For UND Head Coach Job, Cites Madden As Experience (Deadspin)

I got rid of my sega and ps2 years ago. Guess i won't be getting a HC job

[Segagendude]

Re: Man Applies For UND Head Coach Job, Cites Madden As Experience (Deadspin)

Yeah, and next a fantasy football champ will apply for an NFL GM job...