Man Applies For UND Head Coach Job, Cites Madden As Experience (Deadspin)

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  • DustinT
    Big Dummy
    • Nov 2004
    • 1933

    #1

    Man Applies For UND Head Coach Job, Cites Madden As Experience (Deadspin)


    All you need to apply for a coaching position is the ability to "chuck the pigskin," own a Sega Genesis and PS2, and have some serious PowerPoint skills. It's safe to say that we all appreciate this guy's effort.

    My football philosophy is basically an attacking one. We're going to give AIR RAID a whole new definition. Theoretically how many times do you think a team can pass in a game? Challenge accepted. We're going 5 wide, chucking the pigskin all over the place. Never punt. Onside every time. Chip Kelly will be calling me to learn my offense. We will put on an exciting brand of football, we will pack them into the Alerus Center night in and night out, go ahead and blow the roof off the place and add about 35,000 seats to that place. - Deadspin
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  • Kodii Rockets
    I smell sulfur...
    • Sep 2007
    • 2670

    #2
    Re: Man Applies For UND Head Coach Job, Cites Madden As Experience (Deadspin)

    This man is a god. #ChuckThePigskin
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    • onac22
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      • Jul 2012
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      #3
      I am joining special forces next week. They asked me after watching me play battlefield.

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      • RandallB21
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        • Jan 2006
        • 1195

        #4
        While coaching his first game EA kicks him and his team out of the stadium for excessive grieving.
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        • HunterK13
          Rookie
          • Nov 2013
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          #5
          This man is my hero. #ChuckthePigskin

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          • XXstormmXX
            MVP
            • Aug 2013
            • 1751

            #6
            Re: Man Applies For UND Head Coach Job, Cites Madden As Experience (Deadspin)

            If he can do this then I will become the quarterback of the Patriots because of my domination in player mode in Madden.
            INACTIVE

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            • kt-od
              MVP
              • Feb 2008
              • 2355

              #7
              Re: Man Applies For UND Head Coach Job, Cites Madden As Experience (Deadspin)

              This sounds like something from The Onion.

              Funny nevertheless.
              Twitch

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              • My_Oozing_Eye
                Rookie
                • Sep 2013
                • 42

                #8
                Re: Man Applies For UND Head Coach Job, Cites Madden As Experience (Deadspin)

                Originally posted by onac22
                I am joining special forces next week. They asked me after watching me play battlefield.
                That, my friend, was F'ing funny!

                MOE


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                • Iceman87GT
                  MVP
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 1739

                  #9
                  Do you think we'll see an influx of UND teams coached by Christopher McComas on Teambuilder?
                  NCAA: Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets, Kennesaw State Owls (Alma Mater)
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                  • scottyo60
                    Pro
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 499

                    #10
                    We are marshall haha yes!

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                    • Dice
                      Sitting by the door
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 6627

                      #11
                      CLASSIC!!!
                      I have more respect for a man who let's me know where he stands, even if he's wrong. Than the one who comes up like an angel and is nothing but a devil. - Malcolm X

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                      • Xtra
                        Rookie
                        • Jun 2006
                        • 469

                        #12
                        Re: Man Applies For UND Head Coach Job, Cites Madden As Experience (Deadspin)

                        The Poll on http://www.grandforksherald.com/even...cle/id/280064/ , which has the full article, is good as well

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                        • JFB123
                          Rookie
                          • Dec 2013
                          • 19

                          #13
                          Battlefield taught me a lot about war. If I were put in charge of a squad we'd be packed with hand grenades & c4. That's all you need. Just blow sh** up and never have to get too close to the enemy. Just start chucking the grenades. If a tank comes, sneak up and throw some c4 on it. Blow that ish up!

                          I know a lot of you said you had Battlefield experience but I think my tactics will work better. #ChuckTheGrenades

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                          • Sdrawkcab321
                            Pro
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 677

                            #14
                            Re: Man Applies For UND Head Coach Job, Cites Madden As Experience (Deadspin)

                            I got rid of my sega and ps2 years ago. Guess i won't be getting a HC job

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                            • Segagendude
                              Banned
                              • Aug 2008
                              • 7940

                              #15
                              Re: Man Applies For UND Head Coach Job, Cites Madden As Experience (Deadspin)

                              Yeah, and next a fantasy football champ will apply for an NFL GM job...

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