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  • noles367
    Rookie
    • Mar 2006
    • 77

    #1

    NCAA Football 15 Dynasty Features (a parody)

    EA Sports is proud to announce NCAA Football 15. Experience the pageantry and excitement of college football like never before. Available June 17 for Xbox One and Playstation 4.

    We are thrilled to bring you a revamped Dynasty Mode in this edition of NCAA Football. This year we give you unprecedented control of your program. Your decisions on and off the field will affect your ability to move up the ranks and become the next legendary coach.

    New Features for Dynasty Mode:

    Full Coaching Staffs - A staff can make or break you as a coach. You now have the ability to hire/fire a full compliment of coordinators and coaches. They will have a direct impact on the performance and development of your players.

    You can choose to start at any position. Work your way up from a position coach or start your career at the head of an established powerhouse.

    New Discipline System - Will choose to run a clean program or bend the rules to land star recruits? The choice is now yours. You can earn critical recruiting points to lure the best talent to your program. But beware, at anytime the NCAA can find out about violations and put your job and career at jeopardy.

    Head of the Program - There is more to a great coach than the ability to win ball games. New this year, you will have to please your AD, President, Fans and Players. All 4 will have a unique gauge based on the decisions you make. Conduct interviews with the media and try to make everyone happy. Everything from picking a starting QB to graduation rates will have an effect on each gauge. Be careful because making even one party unhappy will leave you searching for a new job.

    ESPN Shows - We will be featuring two of ESPNs college football shows to bring you up to speed on the happenings of the college football universe.

    First is College Football Scoreboard. ESPN personalities will bring you highlights from games across the nation every week. You can select which conferences you want to watch or see the full show.

    Next is College Football Live. This show will cover all the big news of the week. Everything from Heisman candidates to Previews of the weeks biggest matchups. You may even be interviewed on the show and get some exposure for your program.

    note: this is not real
    Last edited by noles367; 05-31-2014, 03:20 PM.
  • TDenverFan
    MVP
    • Jan 2011
    • 3457

    #2
    Re: NCAA Football 15 Dynasty Features (a parody)

    I'm somewhat confused by this. What's the point of posting this?
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    • RedSoxFox7
      Banned
      • Mar 2004
      • 252

      #3
      Re: NCAA Football 15 Dynasty Features (a parody)

      Typical EA, they still didn't add Be an AD Mode or bring back FCS schools.

      /s

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      • TarHeelPhenom
        All Star
        • Jul 2002
        • 7121

        #4
        Re: NCAA Football 15 Dynasty Features (a parody)

        Manual Celebrations

        Control the way your player celebrates after scoring a big TD. Want your big time receiver to hit the Nae Nae? With the all new X,Y and RS combinations you can have your players dance himself right into a 15 yard penalty!



        Now this is the feature I've been waiting for. About time EA!!
        "Dunks are tough, but when a 35 footer come rainin out the sky...it'll wire you up"

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        • TarHeelPhenom
          All Star
          • Jul 2002
          • 7121

          #5
          Re: NCAA Football 15 Dynasty Features (a parody)

          All New QB Running Intelligence

          An all new revamped QB running intelligence allows the AI QB to properly scramble if being rushed in the pocket. The QB is now more dangerous than ever before.


          WOW!!! EA bringing the heat this year mayne!! Going to preorder mine tomorrow!!
          "Dunks are tough, but when a 35 footer come rainin out the sky...it'll wire you up"

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          • SpartyParty11
            MVP
            • Feb 2013
            • 1021

            #6
            Re: NCAA Football 15 Dynasty Features (a parody)

            If there was no lawsuit and they were continuing to make games, we probably wouldn't see any of those features until....NCAA Football 17 maybe 18. And then they would take features they already had out, then put them back in years later and say its a new feature. WOO!
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            • ACardAttack
              Pro
              • Jul 2005
              • 711

              #7
              Re: NCAA Football 15 Dynasty Features (a parody)

              This doesn't really seem like a parody to me

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              • BallinVol
                MVP
                • May 2003
                • 1191

                #8
                Re: NCAA Football 15 Dynasty Features (a parody)

                Hey Tarheel, rumor is they are bringing back Mascot games!

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                • thesportsguru11
                  Cooking With Sauce
                  • Feb 2014
                  • 5105

                  #9
                  Re: NCAA Football 15 Dynasty Features (a parody)

                  Dang it, they didn't bring back College Football Overdrive. Looks like I'm not buying this year.

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                  • TarHeelPhenom
                    All Star
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 7121

                    #10
                    Re: NCAA Football 15 Dynasty Features (a parody)

                    Originally posted by BallinVol
                    Hey Tarheel, rumor is they are bringing back Mascot games!


                    Uh ohhhhhhhhh...that alone may make this a first day purchase!!



                    Just received word that not only are they adding over 1,500 new plays; but they are adding retro offensive formations such as:

                    USC Student Body
                    Classic Army Winged T Formation
                    "Dunks are tough, but when a 35 footer come rainin out the sky...it'll wire you up"

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                    • DorianDonP
                      MVP
                      • May 2010
                      • 1121

                      #11
                      Re: NCAA Football 15 Dynasty Features (a parody)

                      Originally posted by ACardAttack
                      This doesn't really seem like a parody to me
                      lol yeah I thought it was going to be funny. Like every feature being something that's already been in NCAA before, FCS schools, momentum meter, discipline, etc.

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                      • Tomahawk
                        MVP
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 1593

                        #12
                        Re: NCAA Football 15 Dynasty Features (a parody)

                        I was really hoping that this would be the year they added create your own cheerleader!!!
                        • LETS GO RED SOX!!!
                        • LETS GO HOKIES!!!
                        • GO PACK GO!!!
                        • LETS GO BRUINS!!!

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                        • jmillhimes
                          MVP
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 2365

                          #13
                          Re: NCAA Football 15 Dynasty Features (a parody)

                          Can your "Road to Glory " mode be disrupted when you choose to eat some crab legs without paying for them? Can you choose to study with friends or sign footballs for 10k extra cash?
                          atleast..Its not Delaware

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                          • JHamilton9
                            '94 World Series MVP
                            • May 2014
                            • 645

                            #14
                            Re: NCAA Football 15 Dynasty Features (a parody)

                            Here's the "official" cover release!



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                            • igolfbad
                              Cupcake on your schedule
                              • Aug 2011
                              • 208

                              #15
                              Re: NCAA Football 15 Dynasty Features (a parody)

                              Originally posted by noles367
                              New Discipline System - Will choose to run a clean program or bend the rules to land star recruits? The choice is now yours. You can earn critical recruiting points to lure the best talent to your program. But beware, at anytime the NCAA can find out about violations and put your job and career at jeopardy.
                              Originally posted by ACardAttack
                              This doesn't really seem like a parody to me
                              Not without irony that he has FSU as his avatar
                              I am a terrible king.

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