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Quote: Originally Posted by Dr Death

Come on, man... there's an easy way around that... You walk in - or drive up - and after you place an order for say, a hamburger and small coke, you answer your phone as if the wife is calling, then look sheepishly at the person taking your order and explain that you need two or however many Happy Meals you want. They'll think it's for your kids... they'll never know they are your imaginary kids! And now - for the best quote in this thread - I give you this classic!!! Darn straight, countryboy!!!

Or you can borrow your friends kids and keep the toys for yourself.