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  • Steve_OS
    Editor-in-Chief
    • Jul 2002
    • 33952

    #1

    FIFA 15 Video - The Greatest Commentary Line Ever, Ever

    When taken out of concept, many things in life can have very different meanings. But sometimes, no matter the context, somebody says something so delightful that it's joyous in every context. With that in mind, I give you the greatest piece of sports commentary I've ever heard in a video game.

    If you disagree, come armed with your best counter-example because I think this Martin Tyler line is the be all, end all in commentary double takes.

    Created and written by Chase Becotte.
    Steve Noah
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  • Aggies67
    Banned
    • Jun 2011
    • 918

    #2
    I think "He'd smoke you like a salmon" was pretty darned good.

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    • cmehustle
      Rookie
      • Oct 2007
      • 131

      #3
      Gotta love anything with Ric Flair in it.

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      • PPerfect_CJ
        MVP
        • Oct 2011
        • 3693

        #4
        Re: FIFA 15 Video - The Greatest Commentary Line Ever, Ever

        Originally posted by cmehustle
        Gotta love anything with Ric Flair in it.
        That's what SHE said.
        #LFC
        #ChiefsKingdom
        #STLCards
        #WeAreND

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        • cadalyst17
          Rookie
          • Jul 2004
          • 252

          #5
          I just wasted 1 minute and 13 seconds of my life

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          • PPerfect_CJ
            MVP
            • Oct 2011
            • 3693

            #6
            Re: FIFA 15 Video - The Greatest Commentary Line Ever, Ever

            Originally posted by cadalyst17
            I just wasted 1 minute and 13 seconds of my life
            That's ALSO what she said.
            #LFC
            #ChiefsKingdom
            #STLCards
            #WeAreND

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            • ggsimmonds
              Hall Of Fame
              • Jan 2009
              • 11235

              #7
              line is worthy of a "oh my" but the 1:13 video kind of ruined it.

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              • The Merc
                Just started!
                • Feb 2015
                • 1

                #8
                I'll always have a special place in my heart for "He's setting up screen".

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                • ChaseB
                  #BringBackFaceuary
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 9844

                  #9
                  Re: FIFA 15 Video - The Greatest Commentary Line Ever, Ever

                  Originally posted by The Merc
                  I'll always have a special place in my heart for "He's setting up screen".
                  I won't ask for Christmas or birthday gifts if you subscribe to the Operation Sports Newsletter (Not Just Another Roster Update). I write it, and it hits your inbox every Friday morning (for freeeeeee). We also have an official OS Discord you can now join.

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                  • SilentYetViolent
                    Survival Hurts.....
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 362

                    #10
                    Re: FIFA 15 Video - The Greatest Commentary Line Ever, Ever

                    Gus Johnson begs to differ....
                    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/rDAoQAvhLNY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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                    • Battman
                      Rookie
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 80

                      #11
                      Sorry, maybe it is because english is not my mother tongue: But this is not funny at all. Should it really be?

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                      • Azamien
                        MVP
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 1475

                        #12
                        Re: FIFA 15 Video - The Greatest Commentary Line Ever, Ever

                        Originally posted by Battman
                        Sorry, maybe it is because english is not my mother tongue: But this is not funny at all. Should it really be?
                        Whether or not it's funny depends on if one can hear the word "penetration" without thinking about sex.

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                        • dubcity
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • May 2012
                          • 17876

                          #13
                          Re: FIFA 15 Video - The Greatest Commentary Line Ever, Ever

                          Should have just ended it with the Adam West part, lol.

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                          • Battman
                            Rookie
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 80

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Azamien
                            Whether or not it's funny depends on if one can hear the word "penetration" without thinking about sex.

                            I am always thinking about sex. But even then, it's not funny at all.

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                            • IlluminatusUIUC
                              MVP
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 2679

                              #15
                              Re: FIFA 15 Video - The Greatest Commentary Line Ever, Ever

                              Originally posted by Battman
                              I am always thinking about sex. But even then, it's not funny at all.
                              No one has ever explained a joke into being funny. Either you found it humorous or you didn't.
                              Bills, Sabres, Illini, Cubs, basically any team that abuses its fanbase and I'm there.

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