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  • tenacity4veracity
    Rookie
    • Apr 2015
    • 25

    #1

    Madden 15 CFM Draft - The Good, The Bad, and The Ridiculous

    Hello everyone.

    I've been a long time observer of this forum and really enjoy the creative comments and balanced input from this community.

    Everyone seems to enjoy madden in their own way but for me it has to be the creative reign I can have over a franchise in CFM. However I haven't heard of anyone else who likes to play quite the same as me. What I like to do is take a team (predominantly an expansion team) and try to make it as powerful and synchronized as possible.

    Here is an example, I don't know any body who doesn't think dragons are awesome so the LA Dragons were an easy choice. But here is where I like to get a bit more detailed. Whenever I start a season I save on the fourth preseason game day and then simulate (madden 15) so that I can scout asap, then I make a determination if that crop of talent is worth the time it takes to get to the draft. On some occasions I find guys who totally fit my plan!

    I found a 6'3 220 lbs WR named Lavacheya Redmon who I converted into a running back (I'll get a picture later). He is an absolute beast! Clearly his name fits with a fire breathing mascot and the primary color of the team.

    Later I found another key component to the powerhouse in a mobile QB named Isaiah Drake. As well as 6'7 245 lbs TE named Deaudrick Ash (I call him Dash) and yes he is a burner.

    I think you get where I'm going with this, I meticulously scan each draft and if it is unworthy then I exit, reload, and retry my method. Over these course of building 3 uber teams in the LA Red Dragons, LA Crusaders, and Orlando Sentinels (all separate save files) I've come across numerous names of oddly randomized coincidence. That's what I'm going to share with you now but if you're interested in my other teams then we can get to that as well! My point is that this game can be a blast with the right creativity but it can also be a total bummer without coherence in the creativity.

    Introducing: random draft class calamities!


    This guy was a horrible teammate and always picked on everyone.


    If you think I'm joking... I'm not.


    This guy was always flying off the handle and one time punched this next guy... Thankfully he was...


    Jesus Strong! So he turned the other cheek also!


    It took a long long time for long long to forgive Louis Cannon though..


    Kevin Hart made a joke to lighten the mood. Something about how Louis Cannon wasn't sanitary..


    (really!)


    Later George Lopez copied Kevin's joke but it wasn't as funny.


    Everyone was hungry so they went and got many peppers to cook.


    But there was a steel lock


    On the steel kitchen door


    Suddenly chance knocked on the other side of the door


    So they didn't have to put the many peppers in the trash.


    They were special peppers found only in the rain forest.


    The GM had to handle justice fairly and so Louis Cannon was cut that day along with a teammate who was arrested for possession.


    Coincidentally his name was!


    Someone might think this series of events was as improbable as real snow in Florida!


    As impossible as when God freed Moses and the children of Israel. After an Israel Holiday called Passover!




    Others might think this was just a lucky sim


    But for me, it was a lucky win!


    I hope you liked the story and I hope it also illuminated a problem. The randomness of cfm Draft classes is good but it would be much better if the creativity had more coherence and depth. Too many players names are silly like names ending with maggit or repeating themselves. This is my effort to show a humorous side to the problem at the same time I invite you to contribute and if you've found similar problems maybe we can make a fun and functional thread together.

    Until next time let your hair blow freely in the wind... Or at least grab a blow dryer!


    Peace!


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  • Kingd803
    Banned
    • Feb 2013
    • 397

    #2
    Re: Madden 15 CFM Draft - The Good, The Bad, and The Ridiculous

    This is crazy

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    • tenacity4veracity
      Rookie
      • Apr 2015
      • 25

      #3
      Re: Madden 15 CFM Draft - The Good, The Bad, and The Ridiculous

      Have you ever noticed any strange names in your drafts? Or cool names for that matter.


      - The Great I AM is greater than I am.

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      • SwaggerCoach
        MVP
        • Oct 2011
        • 1340

        #4
        Re: Madden 15 CFM Draft - The Good, The Bad, and The Ridiculous

        Dude you had me ROLLING with these names. Feels like I'm watching the Key and Peele skit.

        Sani Terry?

        No words man...


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        • tenacity4veracity
          Rookie
          • Apr 2015
          • 25

          #5
          Re: Madden 15 CFM Draft - The Good, The Bad, and The Ridiculous

          Thank you! I really appreciate that! I started to document them once I started noticing names that were a little suspicious haha.


          - The Great I AM is greater than I am.

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          • tenacity4veracity
            Rookie
            • Apr 2015
            • 25

            #6
            Re: Madden 15 CFM Draft - The Good, The Bad, and The Ridiculous

            Harvey Bird(man)! Football player by day, attorney at law by night, and superhero with a mask.




            - The Great I AM is greater than I am.

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            • JT2111
              Rookie
              • Jul 2004
              • 216

              #7
              Re: Madden 15 CFM Draft - The Good, The Bad, and The Ridiculous

              This is probably the best thread I have ever read on this site. Thank you for the laugh. Well played sir, well played.

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              • Ky3217
                Pro
                • Jun 2012
                • 699

                #8
                Re: Madden 15 CFM Draft - The Good, The Bad, and The Ridiculous

                Some of these are so funny that I almost feel like there is no way they can be real lol
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                • tenacity4veracity
                  Rookie
                  • Apr 2015
                  • 25

                  #9
                  Re: Madden 15 CFM Draft - The Good, The Bad, and The Ridiculous

                  The more curious names I find the more I'll release from the figurative "Tiger Pen"




                  - The Great I AM is greater than I am.

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                  • SwaggerCoach
                    MVP
                    • Oct 2011
                    • 1340

                    #10
                    Re: Madden 15 CFM Draft - The Good, The Bad, and The Ridiculous

                    Best thread ever indeed


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                    • LivingLegend
                      The Living Legend
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 583

                      #11
                      Re: Madden 15 CFM Draft - The Good, The Bad, and The Ridiculous

                      Cool piece.

                      But I fell out of my chair laughing when I saw George Lopez and looked at the pic.
                      Green Bay Packers
                      Chicago Cubs
                      Arizona Wildcats
                      Chicago Blackhawks

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                      • tenacity4veracity
                        Rookie
                        • Apr 2015
                        • 25

                        #12
                        Madden 15 CFM Draft - The Good, The Bad, and The Ridiculous

                        This is my favorite Martian. He is what we can call an alien for man! However one night he partied too hard and could only say two words.


                        Patrone...Strong...


                        I don't like alcohol so I was a little mad but it got worse when he patronized me calling me "a mad little human"


                        I kept my cool though because I have an earnest heart


                        I told him flat out that I don't want him to do something stupid and get himself killed... Which would make me a grave walker


                        But he wasn't listening to me and belligerently turned the dial on the radio!


                        He was so distracting that I almost lost my hold on the steering wheel so I had to shake him quick! But it was too late the car was serving!


                        Into the turning lane!


                        Then into a ditch and we crashed through ol farmer Doolittle's fence!


                        Thankfully the car came to a stop and no one was hurt. There was however one lucky lamb staring wide eyed into our headlights!


                        I looked over at this alien who said he was "for man" but instead of yelling at him I loved him with a Papa's love!


                        This was the night that I realized that sometimes love can be fatal!


                        Being a Detroit Lions fan I put my steel Ford (straight from Michigan if you'll notice) in reverse and got back on the road.


                        I called a local repairman named Joe Joe and paid him to repair Lucky Doolittle's fence.


                        Joe Joe was a simple man who did a good job and charged a low price.


                        After my phone call was over I looked over at my favorite Martian and reassured him that this bad night would one day make a great story... I knew it was a sure winner!


                        After all Jesus said, "Whoever is without sin let him cast the first stone." and it's not like I've never done something wrong or sinful so I forgive you! My friend the Martian smiled thoughtfully.


                        He realized just that moment that the justice of the cross was that Jesus paid the price for all.


                        He imagined looking upon the one we had pierced.


                        Now that's fatal love!


                        Suddenly it was like someone had turned a light on and the voice of The Good Shepherd could be heard in his heart.


                        He said, "My sheep know my voice. To Me there are no lucky lambs. If you want to follow me then you must deny yourself and take up your cross daily with an earnest heart. The injustice of the cross is what has justified you, I paid the price which you could not afford. By my wounds you have been healed. I love you the way you are but I love you too much to leave you that way. Believe in me and you will have eternal life but know this, I love you so much that I would never force you to choose me."

                        The light and the voice of the shepherd both disappeared and my friend turned to me with tears rolling past a huge smile and he said, "I believe!" I said, "I believe too!"

                        Then we went back to my house and played madden together the rest of the night.




                        - The Great I AM is greater than i am.
                        Last edited by tenacity4veracity; 08-27-2015, 01:15 PM.

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                        • schroy48
                          Rookie
                          • Jun 2012
                          • 26

                          #13
                          Re: Madden 15 CFM Draft - The Good, The Bad, and The Ridiculous

                          Brilliant hahaha.

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                          • Sphinx
                            Emerald Archer
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 877

                            #14
                            Re: Madden 15 CFM Draft - The Good, The Bad, and The Ridiculous

                            This is probably the best post going right now. Freaking awesome man.

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                            • tenacity4veracity
                              Rookie
                              • Apr 2015
                              • 25

                              #15
                              Re: Madden 15 CFM Draft - The Good, The Bad, and The Ridiculous

                              Thank you everyone. It's a fun way to enjoy the game from a different angle.

                              I'm still looking for more names, I'm considering another thread with the most impressive random draft players.


                              - The Great I AM is greater than i am.

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