I'm absolutely certain that some of these will have happened to the rest of you, too. About 3 of them happened to me last night, alone, which inspired me to make the thread. lel.
I only have standup fighters, so these are all from the perspective of someone who wants to stand. Stats are like 80 STU, 70 CLN, 64 GRN.
- 3 round fight. I'm dominating it, have more stamina left, clean, undamaged body parts, while my opponent's head and body are almost totally done. halfway through round 3, he parries my straight, hits me with ONE overhand, gets the knockdown, and finishes me on the ground. Couldn't even recover.
- Similar situation to the above, except this time, in round 3, I rocked the guy and I throw a takedown. As we hit the ground, he IMMEDIATELY transitions to back side. Like he had grapple assist or something. I block his first punch from here to gain GA and transition out, but he punches through my transitions. Can't go anywhere, not to back clinch, not fullguard, or side, he just lands punches and resets me, regardless of whether or not I block first to get GA. I end up TKO'd in this position, impossible to move.
- Had a fight with a guy who JUST WOULD NOT STOP CLINCHING. I probably landed 100 more sig strikes than he did, but he just kept spamming that clinch ALL THE TIME. I'd deny 5 of them and then get caught in the 6th. This fight was lame as hell but I was sure I'd won due to his body dmg and lack of strikes. Went to dec, and I lost. Must be because all that clinch spam gave him "control time" or something? F*** knows.
- Fought a lagger on his host. Whole fight is just insanely laggy but I'm managing to stay in control of it and dominate. Gets to the second round, there are a few BIG lag spikes now, the fight even resets a couple of times. About half way in, it lags hard again, and now my game crashes with an error code. I restart it, log back in and oh look, I 'lost' and I've lost div points and I'm back down to prospect.
- This one's a classic: Winning fight clearly, they catch you in a clinch and one shot you. lmaolmao.
- And of course, all those people with 15 more OVR points than me and 98-100 STU, that I fight in divisions 2 and 3. gg m8s.
Got loads more but I'll be here all day. Share some of yours!
>> This is not a whine thread, and it's not to whine and bitch about losing. It's just a bit of fun, to talk about some of our most annoying losses.

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