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Glazer's sell Bucs for 2 Billion to an unusual buyer, details below
Myron Gaines
ESPN Staff Writer

7/28/16
According to Adam Schefter, The Glazer's have sold the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to famous celebrity, billionaire businessman, and former Republican Nominee, Donald Pump. Pump, who randomly dropped out of the race and changed his name, was last seen in June of 2016. The Glazer's decided to hold a press conference that most assumed would be a last thank you and goodbye speech given by the Glazer's, but they were dead wrong, here are some of the quotes from the Glazer brothers from the press conference.
Malcolm: "We bought this team in '95 and have won one superbowl since..this team is ****ing hot garbage. People always approach me about MAN U, not the BUCS...what the ****? Also our stadium is filled up just about as good as a ****ing D3 college football team. ****! "
Joel: "Another reason we're selling this team is because our country is about to be run by Hillary Clinton and we're getting the **** out of here. All of us brothers are planning on moving to England and purely focusing on MAN U, we're going to make it the greatest soccer club known to mankind and there is nobody that can stop us!! WE'RE RICH BITCH!!!!!!!!!"
Malcolm: "I think you guys get the point. We're done with this trash football team that constantly sets new records that are all negative, we switch coaches every *** **** year, we make guys like case keenum look like tom ****ing brady against us, im sick of the expectations and us never finishing anywhere near a playoff spot. For ****s sake I can't believe I hired Lovie Smith, that dude brainwashed me on the ****ing cover 2 system that worked maybe decades ago..even though he's gone our whole team is still under his spell, he's a ****ing wizard I tell you! I could go on and on but I won't even waste my time, I've got my money, my brothers, my kids, my bitches, and we're about to sail to England. Good luck with Donald Pump! Peace bitches!!!"
Then, in perfectly synchronicity, all of the Glazer brothers turned around, bent over, and pulled down their pants, revealing their excessively hairy asses to the reporters, and well...to the entire world.
Moving forward to Donald Pump, the supposed new owner of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers who hasn't been seen since June, will hold a press conference next week introducing himself as the new head of the franchise as well as possible giving us an explanation to his disappearance.


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