I wonder if SDS has ever done a face scan of a player and there is some sort of glitch in the system and they came out looking completely hideous???
SDS: "Step in here Player X and we'll scan you."
Player X: "Ok"
*Scan is done*
SDS: "Ok, lets take a look at how that turned out."
Player X: "Excited to see it!"
*Player X turns out completely hideous*
Player X: "Is there something wrong with the scan system?"
SDS: "No Player X, apparently you're too ugly to be scanned."
*Player X storms out*