Alright so I just typed up everything and then tried to post, it made me log in again, and then my entire power rankings were gone...
So the
S1 3rd Quarter Power Rankings are going to feature a key stat from each team because it's hard enough writing a couple sentences on each team once that I defffff don't wanna do it twice. I'll get back to writing hateful and biased things in next quarter's rankings.
For good teams, it will be what I feel has been key to their success. For not so good teams, we're gonna look at the ol "areas for improvement" category (likely as it related to QB play and decision making). Some teams might get a little of both. And yes, I am fully tilted before even starting this.
Here we go:
1. Cincinnati Bengals (11-1):
Q2 Rank: 1. #1 Defense; #3 Pass Defense; #2 Run Defense.
2. Seattle Seahawks (11-1):
Q2 Rank: 2. RW: 75% Completion; 126 QBR.
3. Denver Broncos (10-2):
Q2 Rank: 4. On pace for 4 1000 yard receivers. (Fant, Sutton, Hamler, Jeudy)
4. New York Jets (10-2):
Q2 Rank: 6. Kareem Hunt: 245 carries for 1298 yards and 14 TDs; 72 catches for 802 yards and 3 TDs.
5. Houston Texans (9-3):
Q2 Rank: 10. Winners of 8 in a row.
6. Green Bay Packers (10-2):
Q2 Rank: 7. #2 Defense. #1 Run Defense.
7. Philadelphia Eagles (9-3):
Q2 Rank: 3. Miles Sanders: 258 carries for 1339 yards and 15 TDs; 58 catches for 458 yards and 4 TDs.
8. Tennessee Titans (8-3):
Q2 Rank: 8. 9 defensive touchdowns.
9. New England Patriots (7-4):
Q2 Rank: 5. Sony Michel: 178 carries for 1056 yards and 7 TDs; James White: 136 carries for 714 yards and 5 TDs.
10. Chicago Bears (8-4):
Q2 Rank: 9. Cole Kmet: 75 catches for 1015 yards and 10 TDs (!!!)
11. Minnesota Vikings (7-5):
Q2 Rank: 23. Winners of 5 in a row
12. New Orleans Saints (7-5):
Q2 Rank: 16. Drew "Washed" Brees: 22:35 TD:INT with 32 sacks and sub 60% completion.
13. Miami Dolphins (6-6):
Q2 Rank: 12. #32 in yards allowed; #32 in pass yards allowed; #26 in run yards allowed.
14. Kansas City Chiefs (7-5):
Q2 Rank: 19. Tyreek Hill: 86 catches for 1658 yards and 16 TDs.
15. Atlanta Falcons (6-6):
Q2 Rank: 11. #4 run offense; Todd Gurley: 276 carries for 1294 yards and 6 TDs.
16. Dallas Cowboys (6-6):
Q2 Rank: 18. #6 in points allowed; #10 in yards allowed.
17. Washington Football Team (6-5):
Q2 Rank: 22. Dwyane Haskins, Jr.: 8:23 TD:INT.
18. Carolina Panthers (5-7):
Q2 Rank: 14. CMC: 304 carries for 1485 yards and 11 TDs; 51 catches for 407 yards and 1 TD.
19. Arizona Cardinals (4-8):
Q2 Rank: 17. #27 in yards allowed; #29 in run defense.
20. San Francisco 49ers (4-7):
Q2 Rank: 26. Jimmy GQ: 10:21 TD:INT. #9 in yards allowed.
21. Buffalo Bills (5-6):
Q2 Rank: 21. #1 in 3rd Down Offense???
22. Los Angeles Rams (4-8): Q2 Rank: 15. #2 in pass defense. #30 in run defense.
23. Jacksonville Jaguars (4-8): Q2 Rank: 30 JFace has doubled the Jags win total since re-joining AWFL.
24. Baltimore Ravens (4-8): Q2 Rank: 20. Lamar Jackson: 46 INTs thrown 
25. Indianapolis Colts (3-9): Q2 Rank: 13. Has not won since beating me and RFF in back-to-back weeks.
26. Detroit Lions (3-9): Q2 Rank: 25. Matthew Stafford: 21:31 TD:INT.
27. Pittsburgh Steelers (2-9): Q2 Rank: 32. Ben "No Means No" Roethlisberger: 54% Completion; 34 INTs thrown.
28. Cleveland Browns (3-8): Q2 Rank: 24. #3 in yards allowed? Baker has thrown more TDs than INTs? Chubb has 1300 yards? Why aren't you winning?
29. New York Giants (3-9): Q2 Rank: 27. Daniel Jones: 49% Completion. 37 INTs thrown.
30. Tampa Bay Bucs (3-9): Q2 Rank: 31. #29 in points allowed; #28 in yards allowed.
31. Las Vegas Raiders (2-10): Q2 Rank: 28. Derek "Elite" Carr: 48% Completion; 22:27 TD:INT
32. Los Angeles Chargers (1-10): Q2 Rank: 29. Justin Herbert: 49% Completion; 16:38 TD:INT