CM Punk Press Conference – Chicago, Il

CM Punk: Thank you for making it to this very sudden request of a press conference. I have been thinking, for a long time now…in fact…and I have come down to what is best for me, and what I love to do. I have made one fight in the Mixed Martial Arts world, and I got my *** kicked. *laughs* I got taken down, and moved all over before that little son of a…Gall made me tap out. I felt like I just needed to work harder, I worked my *** off for two ****ing years to get to that point for that to happen. However, as I kept training, and training I started to realize I was cutting promos in my head. I started to think I wanted to hit the GTS for a knockout, or lock in the Anaconda Vise for a submission victory…****…I miss being a professional wrestler. I have had an amazing journey since joining the UFC, and this Mixed Martial Arts world, but today in my home of Chicago, I, CM Punk, am announcing my retirement from the UFC. I, CM Punk, also would like to say – catch me on January 28th at the Royal Rumble in Philadelphia! Are you listening now? I am coming back to the WWE, and this time I am not stopping until I burn that bitch straight to the ground, and win the Royal Rumble match, and go on to MAIN EVENT WrestleMania! Now go talk about that on SportsCenter, Coach. Thank you for the opportunity, Dana, but my time here is up…and my time in WWE is yet again now…see you soon, John. *winks*
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Hello everyone! Yes, yes, Bard is making another Universe!? What happened to the last one, your so called Last Ride? Well, let me explain. That one was my all-time favorite Universe I have ever done. From playing it in-game to typing it. However, I use the PC version, and my good old friend decided to wipe almost literally all my files off my laptop. Guess what got deleted in that? Yep, my favorite Universe ever. Now, I couldn’t go out like that, and I don’t like to repeat myself in Universe choices. So, without further ado, I would like to announce my new Universe – Are You Listening, Now? It is starting on Monday, January 1st, 2018 in Chicago, Il where CM Punk just made this announcement the morning before Monday Night Raw. Now, I am going to catch you up on literally every PPV from the remainder of 2017, and then give a full roster look of all three shows! Raw and Smackdown will be full-fledged typed up, and NXT will have four weeks’ worth of results in one post since it is taped, and then their PPV’s will be fully typed up.





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