Not gonna lie, scared the **** outta me.

What did I do? I played it cool on the first tremor. Meh, must be a chopper or low flying plane, big *** truck, whatever.

Second tremor about 10 seconds later, literally swayed the entire building, I was looking out the window and saw it bow in and out and said to myself, OH ****. This is an earthquake or Megatron.

Decided the best thing to do, get under my desk and like He-man, pushed my back against the bottom of the desk, to keep the entire BUILDING from crushing me. Yes, I actually thought I was going to support the ENTIRE roof caving in on me, by pushing up on my desk with my back. Genius!


Thank you.

I can laugh about it now, but the news stories of me under a desk, brushing the dust off my shoulders would have made me tear up a little.