Raw 05/05/14 - Does the Jacobs Agency Insure Arson?

[almostbobsaget]

Because El Torito and Hornwoggle set the world on fire last night.

From the E.com:

WWE’s Extreme holiday has come and gone, but the WWE Universe will feel the reverberations of Extreme Rules 2014 for some time, as Daniel Bryan retained his illustrious WWE World Heavyweight Championship in a brutal battle against Kane, The Shield put a halt to Evolution, The New Face of Fear wore a wide, wicked smile, and a new Intercontinental Champion was crowned.
Per The Authority, The Shield’s Dean Ambrose will defend his United States Championship in a 20-Man Battle Royal tonight on Raw. What else awaits the WWE Universe?

Halting Evolution

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To say they put their bodies on the line at Extreme Rules is an understatement, as The Hounds of Justice pulled out all the stops in a stunning battle against the combined might of Evolution. United as ever, The Shield emerged from the IZOD Center victorious, vanquishing a legendary trio of opponents in a match that saw Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns showcase their wealth of talent — and their willingness to take risks when their reputation is on the line or their toughness is called into question.
Flying high: Seth Rollins lays it all on the line!
The Authority has now decreed that Ambrose must defend his United States Championship in a 20-Man Battle Royal tonight on Raw. Will The Hounds of Justice’s Lunatic Fringe be able to outlast 19 other Superstars in this unexpected collision? Tune in tonight to find out.

Spreading the new face of fear.

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After one of the most haunting victories in WWE history, Bray Wyatt comes to Raw with sights set on … well, the whole world.
His victory over John Cena in a truly unsettling Steel Cage Match at Extreme Rules may have served only to further spread The Eater of Worlds’ message of fear and loathing, as the disturbing appearance of “Little Johnny” at ringside literally stopped the Cenation leader in his tracks and spun him into the arms of Bray Wyatt — and Sister Abigail.
Witness Wyatt's haunting win
With his sway threatening to encompass more members of the WWE Universe on a weekly basis, what new message might Bray Wyatt have on Raw?

Bryan extinguishes Kane

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He may have gone through hellfire and brimstone to do it, but Daniel Bryan walked out of Extreme Rules with his WWE World Heavyweight Championship in tow.
Photos: Bryan walks through the fires of hell
Though he may have extended it last night, when it comes to The Beard, it seems like his is the most vulnerable of title reigns in recent memory. The Authority’s mad-on for the submission specialist is well-known, as Stephanie McMahon herself made an overt attempt to have Bryan sit out his scheduled title match against the Demon Kane at the pay-per-view.
Now that Extreme Rules has come and gone and Bryan has survived The Devil’s Favorite Demon, what new, hellish roadblocks does The Authority have in store for the fan-favorite WWE World Heavyweight Champion? Find out tonight on USA Network at 8/7 CT, and be sure to tune in to the Raw Pre-Show at 7:30 p.m. ET and Backstage Pass right after Raw!

Title-bearer of Bad News

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We’ve got some bad news for you, WWE Universe — there’s a new Intercontinental Champion in town. Sunday at Extreme Rules, Bad News Barrett delivered the goods in an all-out brawl against entering champion Big E, as the British grappler reclaimed the illustrious title in a hard-fought championship bout.
Barrett delivers Bad News to Big E
Now that Bad News is the new gold standard, what does it mean for the rest of the WWE locker room? And who might step up to knock Barrett off his podium? Find out tonight on USA Network at 8/7 CT!

Paige ushers in new Divas era.

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In her first Divas Title defense, Paige defeated the always-intimidating Tamina in a hard-fought match at Extreme Rules. Though her victory over former Divas Champion AJ Lee may have come as a shock to the WWE Universe, the former WWE NXT standout has developed a quick track record inside the WWE ring.
Photos: Paige defeats Tamina
Now that she’s proven capable of answering the call under the pressure-packed environment of a pay-per-view, what’s next for the Divas Champion? And, for that matter, what’s next for an embattled Divas division that boasts serious threats from all corners? From AJ to “Total Divas” stars The Bella Twins, Cameron, Naomi and Natalya, Paige has a target painted squarely on her back. Who will step up next to challenge for the butterfly-emblazoned title?

Debuting Lucha Libre star to drop bombs on the WWE Universe

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Rumor in the locker room is a debuting star is said to turn the tide of the entire Cruiserweight Division. Has Kaientai met their match? What will the Hurricane have to say about this new mysterious masked man? Tune in to Velocity Wednesday night to find out!

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All hail the mighty phallic symbol hidden inside the Extreme Rules graphics!

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All images found google-ing some form of the title.

[SmashMan]

Re: Raw 05/05/14 - Does the Jacobs Agency Insure Arson?

No Raw thread yet?

I was working on one, but then I decided to try my new floor cleaner first.

Tonight is party time - all the time.



And a 20-Man battle royal for US Title tonight.

[Greekcian]

Re: Raw 05/05/14 - Does the Jacobs Agency Insure Arson?

Bo Dallas is gonna come in and win the title isn't he?

I hope Ambrose retains, they've had him carry that belt through airport security for way too long not to give him the courtesy to get pinned to lose it.

[Sinner]

Re: Raw 05/05/14 - Does the Jacobs Agency Insure Arson?

Wish they put the replay of Raw on the Network cause 24 premiering tonight...so going to miss some. Oh well hopes it's a good one and hope the party man gets a good response.

[StevenSD]

Re: Raw 05/05/14 - Does the Jacobs Agency Insure Arson?

they have to wait 30 days before they can replay it

[Thrash13]

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Bo Dallas is gonna come in and win the title isn't he?

I hope Ambrose retains, they've had him carry that belt through airport security for way too long not to give him the courtesy to get pinned to lose it.

I think they just want him to lose it in a match like this to make him come out still looking strong. That's why I expected him to lose it last week on SD.


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[Greekcian]

Re: Raw 05/05/14 - Does the Jacobs Agency Insure Arson?

I think they just want him to lose it in a match like this to make him come out still looking strong. That's why I expected him to lose it last week on SD.


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Fantasy booking alert: I would let him lose it to Randy Orton in a one on one with interference from Evolution and the Shield. Drag the feud out some more so we can have another 3 on 3 at... Hell in a Cell or something (or that battleground stuff, whenever that is.

Let Randy have the belt for a while, brag about how he's so naturally gifted and stuff that he took this for fun. After a few months have somebody who's hot (throw you guys a bone and say Ziggler) take the belt from him.

[TheShizNo1]

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Bo Dallas is gonna come in and win the title isn't he?

#BOlieve

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[Chrisksaint]

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I vote Rusev cause

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[JazzMan]

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Fantasy booking alert: I would let him lose it to Randy Orton in a one on one with interference from Evolution and the Shield. Drag the feud out some more so we can have another 3 on 3 at... Hell in a Cell or something (or that battleground stuff, whenever that is.

Let Randy have the belt for a while, brag about how he's so naturally gifted and stuff that he took this for fun. After a few months have somebody who's hot (throw you guys a bone and say Ziggler) take the belt from him.

I said almost the exact same thing but with HHH in Orton's place.

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[Reed1417]

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I can't wait to see how Adam Rose gets reacted to by the crowd. His character is just plain fun and I like it a lot. Also is Bo really debuting tonight as well? Cause if so then the statement above applies to him as well.


Reed is comin' atcha!!

[TheShizNo1]

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I vote Rusev cause

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I hope he gets pushed to the moon with all kinds of TV time.

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[st0rmb11]

Re: Raw 05/05/14 - Does the Jacobs Agency Insure Arson?

I vote they just have Lana come out every hour, to remind us that he will be competing during the final hour of RAW every week.

[philliesfan136]

Re: Raw 05/05/14 - Does the Jacobs Agency Insure Arson?

Tonight is party time - all the time.



And a 20-Man battle royal for US Title tonight.

Is there a real chance Bo debuts, wins the US title, and celebrates like he just ended world hunger as we boo him?

[SmashMan]

Re: Raw 05/05/14 - Does the Jacobs Agency Insure Arson?

Is there a real chance Bo debuts, wins the US title, and celebrates like he just ended world hunger as we boo him?

I think there's a better chance the Russian sympathizer wins the US title.