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Old 05-29-2012, 01:25 PM   #101
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Old 06-05-2012, 08:34 AM   #103
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Old 06-05-2012, 11:01 AM   #104
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Old 06-05-2012, 11:02 AM   #105
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Old 06-05-2012, 12:27 PM   #106
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Old 06-05-2012, 09:54 PM   #107
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Old 06-08-2012, 10:26 AM   #108
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Old 06-08-2012, 10:36 AM   #109
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Old 06-08-2012, 10:42 AM   #110
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I've disconnected my internet because I will never see anything as glorious at that ever again.
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Old 06-20-2012, 11:13 PM   #111
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Old 07-11-2012, 09:48 AM   #112
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Old 07-11-2012, 09:58 AM   #113
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Old 07-11-2012, 10:41 AM   #114
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Hoops certainly had me smiling with his.
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Old 07-11-2012, 10:46 AM   #115
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Old 07-11-2012, 10:51 AM   #116
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Matthean for the win! Sorry I didn't see that yesterday!
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Old 07-11-2012, 10:53 AM   #117
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Ditto - I failed to understand that this song was allowed to infect new threads
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Old 07-11-2012, 12:05 PM   #118
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That says all we need to know about your lack of musical taste...

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Old 07-11-2012, 12:13 PM   #119
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I have no idea what this song is and I never saw that movie but this is AWESOME!

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Old 07-11-2012, 12:26 PM   #120
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Nothing is more serious than a bunch of old white guys vaginating about their hatred of pop music.
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Old 07-11-2012, 01:14 PM   #121
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Old 07-11-2012, 01:32 PM   #122
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(Keep Feeling) Vagination was the Human League's best song.
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Old 07-11-2012, 03:01 PM   #123
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Old 07-11-2012, 03:08 PM   #124
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Old 07-11-2012, 03:16 PM   #125
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The woman who I'm beginning to date showed me something she got from a guy a couple of months ago. It was a Call Me Maybe business card. He had a striped tie on it; I swear it's a piano tie.
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Old 07-11-2012, 03:17 PM   #126
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Old 07-11-2012, 07:32 PM   #127
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Old 07-11-2012, 08:13 PM   #128
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Okay...now do one with just those Nebraska girls. Jesus.

I would include Minnesota in there too if they could have afforded an HD camera.
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Old 07-11-2012, 08:24 PM   #129
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Old 07-11-2012, 08:26 PM   #130
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Old 07-11-2012, 10:49 PM   #131
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Old 08-10-2012, 12:10 PM   #132
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Old 08-10-2012, 01:48 PM   #133
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I *just* got this fucking song out of my head from the last time this thread was bumped.

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Old 08-10-2012, 02:34 PM   #134
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Old 08-10-2012, 03:11 PM   #137
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Is there a negrep think for Rizon posting anything from Jeff Dunham?
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Old 08-11-2012, 09:05 AM   #138
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Old 08-11-2012, 10:52 AM   #139
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Old 08-11-2012, 11:54 AM   #140
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For the past 40+ years, we've had overproduced/overhyped young pop stars, so that part is no different. What is different, imo, that those of today simply cannot carry a tune. I listened to those massively popular youtube videos and in almost every case, the pop stars are singing off-key and embelish/shriek/rap way too much in order to hide the lack of singing ability. I guess we're not supposed to pay attention to the music but only the looks and moves.

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Old 08-11-2012, 12:00 PM   #141
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For the past 40+ years, we've had overproduced/overhyped young pop stars, so that part is no different. What is different, imo, that those of today simply cannot carry a tune. I listened to those massively popular youtube videos and in almost every case, the pop stars are singing off-key and embelish/shriek/rap way too much in order to hide the lack of singing ability. I guess we're not supposed to pay attention to the music but only the looks and moves.

I used to think that, but have since come to the conclusion that their target audience simply likes the "embellish/shriek/rap" and autotune sound more than a straight talented singer. So that's who succeeds and that's who's copied.

In other words. We are old.
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Old 08-22-2012, 02:33 AM   #142
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Found this buried in a "Favorite Covers" thread on Reddit yesterday.
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Old 08-22-2012, 07:03 AM   #143
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I guess that the sex tape is out already
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Old 08-22-2012, 07:34 AM   #144
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That is a great cover.
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Old 08-22-2012, 08:21 PM   #145
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Sadly this was the theme song to the summer school I was at. Everyone sang it....forcing me to use it for a skit on open mic night. Somewhere, there's a picture of me dancing to this song as the MC of the skit. I shall die now.


I loved the Cookie Monster version. Brilliant!
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Old 08-22-2012, 08:32 PM   #146
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That Ben Howard cover was good. Liked the Cookie Monster one as well. The Jepsen one is hilarious. And the Dolphins cheerleaders...can't go wrong with professional cheerleaders.

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Old 09-11-2012, 02:53 AM   #147
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This song continues to stick in my head months after the first listen.

So.damn.catchy. and the memery potential is totes fantastic.
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