It's US Open Time!

KWhit · 06-12-2003, 10:04 AM

The US Open is beginning on ESPN right now. Woo Hoo!

Chris Berman is doing the introduction. PLEASE tell me he isn't going to be doing ESPN's coverage. Acckk!

So who will win?

KWhit · 06-12-2003, 10:06 AM

Dola

There is a hole (#17, I believe) that is a 250 yard par 3. Holy crap!

Craptacular · 06-12-2003, 10:22 AM

I think it's a joke that they don't have a par 5 in the last TWELVE holes.

GrantDawg · 06-12-2003, 10:31 AM

Is there a female playing? No? Then not interested.

KWhit · 06-12-2003, 10:38 AM

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Originally posted by GrantDawg
Is there a female playing?

Yes. Phil Mickelson.

GrantDawg · 06-12-2003, 10:44 AM

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Originally posted by KWhit
Yes. Phil Mickelson.

He has bigger breat than Annika.

Coffee Warlord · 06-12-2003, 10:58 AM

Hey, no insulting Lefty.

KWhit · 06-12-2003, 11:03 AM

You mean the choker?

Coffee Warlord · 06-12-2003, 11:05 AM

Oh you shall rue the day you insulted Lefty.

Well?

Start rueing!

KWhit · 06-12-2003, 11:10 AM

I think I'll just skip the rueing today if you don't mind. My agent and union is recommending that I appeal your ruling on the rueing.

Coffee Warlord · 06-12-2003, 11:12 AM

I'd like to remind you, Judge BookalackaRueThemAll is in my pocket. Your appeal will fall upon the deaf ears of a corrupt legal system.

May as well rue now and get it over with, or rue later, with a court order.

Craptacular · 06-12-2003, 11:14 AM

Who the heck is Tom Gillis?

digamma · 06-12-2003, 11:21 AM

Doby's brother?

KWhit · 06-12-2003, 11:29 AM

Sunday of Any Major

cuervo72 · 06-12-2003, 11:32 AM

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Originally posted by digamma
Doby's brother?

I knew a Dobie Gillis joke was coming....I just didn't want to be the one to float it out there

cuervo72 · 06-12-2003, 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by KWhit

Sunday of Any Major

The rest of the year

KWhit · 06-12-2003, 12:53 PM

I wish Chris Berman would shut up.

Marmel · 06-12-2003, 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by GrantDawg
He has bigger breat than Annika.

So does Fritz. What's your point?

Craptacular · 06-12-2003, 01:11 PM

Geez, some English guy (Brian Davis) has started eagle, birdie, birdie, birdie.

Easy Mac · 06-12-2003, 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by Marmel
So does Fritz. What's your point?

That they're sexier women than Annika?

KWhit · 06-12-2003, 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by Craptacular
Geez, some English guy (Brian Davis) has started eagle, birdie, birdie, birdie.

He just got a double bogey. So now the tally is:

Eagle, birdie, birdie, birdie, double-bogey in 5 holes.

Craptacular · 06-12-2003, 01:15 PM

I knew I'd jinx him. Too bad I'm only able to scoreboard watch right now.

B & B · 06-12-2003, 02:02 PM

Coverage just switched to NBC for the next two hours, hookup some rabbit ears on that B&W.

digamma · 06-12-2003, 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by Craptacular
Geez, some English guy (Brian Davis) has started eagle, birdie, birdie, birdie.

Didn't he play basketball at Duke? I wonder if Christian Laettner is caddying for him. I think they were good friends.

I apologize in advance. Dobie Gillis was a lay-up. This one is probably an 18-foot jumper that clanged off the rim.

Craptacular · 06-12-2003, 11:41 PM

How about Tom Watson as the co-leader at -5?? That's awesome, especially considering his longtime caddy (Bruce Edwards) has ALS / Lou Gehrig's disease and is still carrying the bag.

Samdari · 06-13-2003, 07:16 AM

Its awesome C-tac.

My father-in-law died two years ago from ALS, and if I ever see anything so awful happen to a human being I will be stunned. I applaud the courage of Edwards. Also have to give Watson due credit. I first heard about Edwards having ALS a couple of months ago while watching an event he was in (the Masters?). The announcers mentioned that, like most caddies, he had no health insurance. They reported that Watson is covering the medical bills.

06-12-2003, 02:02 PM	#23
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06-13-2003, 07:16 AM	#26
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06-12-2003, 10:06 AM	#2
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Dola There is a hole (#17, I believe) that is a 250 yard par 3. Holy crap!

06-12-2003, 10:22 AM	#3
Craptacular College Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Mad City, WI	I think it's a joke that they don't have a par 5 in the last TWELVE holes.

06-12-2003, 10:31 AM	#4
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	Is there a female playing? No? Then not interested.

06-12-2003, 10:58 AM	#7
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Hey, no insulting Lefty.

06-12-2003, 11:03 AM	#8
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	You mean the choker?

06-12-2003, 11:05 AM	#9
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Oh you shall rue the day you insulted Lefty. Well? Start rueing!

06-12-2003, 11:10 AM	#10
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	I think I'll just skip the rueing today if you don't mind. My agent and union is recommending that I appeal your ruling on the rueing.

06-12-2003, 11:12 AM	#11
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	I'd like to remind you, Judge BookalackaRueThemAll is in my pocket. Your appeal will fall upon the deaf ears of a corrupt legal system. May as well rue now and get it over with, or rue later, with a court order.

06-12-2003, 11:14 AM	#12
Craptacular College Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Mad City, WI	Who the heck is Tom Gillis?

06-12-2003, 11:21 AM	#13
digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet	Doby's brother?

06-12-2003, 11:29 AM	#14
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Sunday of Any Major

06-12-2003, 12:53 PM	#17
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	I wish Chris Berman would shut up.

06-12-2003, 01:11 PM	#19
Craptacular College Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Mad City, WI	Geez, some English guy (Brian Davis) has started eagle, birdie, birdie, birdie.

06-12-2003, 01:15 PM	#22
Craptacular College Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Mad City, WI	I knew I'd jinx him. Too bad I'm only able to scoreboard watch right now.

06-12-2003, 11:41 PM	#25
Craptacular College Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Mad City, WI	How about Tom Watson as the co-leader at -5?? That's awesome, especially considering his longtime caddy (Bruce Edwards) has ALS / Lou Gehrig's disease and is still carrying the bag.

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