Where are the WMD Contest

JPhillips · 06-30-2003, 06:38 PM

I saw this idea in the Washington Post and thought I would try it here. Please try to come up with something clever and resist the urge to say "Liberals love Saddam" or "Conservatives are Nazis".

My favorite from the original was:

"They're hiding the WMD in the Boston Red Sox bullpen: Those guys are getting paid a lot of money to protect something, and it ain't leads." -- Keith Cunningham, a senior analyst with the General Accounting Office.

Blackadar · 06-30-2003, 06:48 PM

Up Dubya's ass, along with his head.

Tho the Red Sox comment is pretty funny.

CamEdwards · 06-30-2003, 06:50 PM

They're hiding the WMD in a bedroom in Nagodoches, Texas.
We'll never be able to get them now.

If that was too "liberals love Saddamy" for you... how about

"They're hiding the WMD in the back row of a movie theater showing "From Justin to Kelly: The American Idol Movie".

Blackadar · 06-30-2003, 06:53 PM

"They're hiding the WMD in the back row of a movie theater showing "From Justin to Kelly: The American Idol Movie".

They'll never be found since nobody is ever going to see THAT movie.

JPhillips · 06-30-2003, 07:16 PM

The Satanists who killed Lacy Peterson have them.

Sharpieman · 07-01-2003, 04:41 AM

My girlfriend says that I am hiding the WMD in my pants

JeeberD · 07-01-2003, 04:46 AM

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Originally posted by Sharpieman
My girlfriend says that I am hiding the WMD in my pants

Dude, you have to wash down there...

andy m · 07-01-2003, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sharpieman
My girlfriend says that I am hiding the WMD in my pants

warty minute dick?

fantastic flying froggies · 07-01-2003, 05:42 AM

They're in Chirac's backyard in Paris and have been there since the Irakis told us frenchmen : this shit here doesn't work, take it back and we want our money back !

(this being the only reason why we didn't want to go to war...)

tucker342 · 07-01-2003, 08:40 AM

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Originally posted by Sharpieman
My girlfriend says that I am hiding the WMD in my pants

I told you not to keep those weapons in your ass.

06-30-2003, 06:50 PM	#3
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	They're hiding the WMD in a bedroom in Nagodoches, Texas. We'll never be able to get them now. If that was too "liberals love Saddamy" for you... how about "They're hiding the WMD in the back row of a movie theater showing "From Justin to Kelly: The American Idol Movie". __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

06-30-2003, 07:16 PM	#5
JPhillips Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Newburgh, NY	The Satanists who killed Lacy Peterson have them. __________________ To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.. - Mr. Rogers

07-01-2003, 04:41 AM	#6
Sharpieman Greatly Missed. (7/11/84-06/12/05) Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Palo Alto, CA	My girlfriend says that I am hiding the WMD in my pants __________________ Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

07-01-2003, 05:42 AM	#9
fantastic flying froggies Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny South of France	They're in Chirac's backyard in Paris and have been there since the Irakis told us frenchmen : this shit here doesn't work, take it back and we want our money back ! (this being the only reason why we didn't want to go to war...) __________________ Detroit Vampires (CFL) : Ve 're coming for your blood! Camargue Flamingos (WOOF): pretty in Pink

06-30-2003, 06:48 PM	#2
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	Up Dubya's ass, along with his head. Tho the Red Sox comment is pretty funny.

06-30-2003, 06:53 PM	#4
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	"They're hiding the WMD in the back row of a movie theater showing "From Justin to Kelly: The American Idol Movie". They'll never be found since nobody is ever going to see THAT movie.

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