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07-15-2003, 09:02 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
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Top Ten Excuses Of The Baseball Player Who Beat Up The Sausage
Top Ten Excuses Of The Baseball Player Who Beat Up The Sausage
Top Ten Excuses Of The Baseball Player Who Beat Up The Sausage 10. "There hasn't been a good bizarre ballpark attack in a while" 9. "Always wanted to be on Marv Albert's blooper reel" 8. "Looking to land a big endorsement deal with Jimmy Dean" 7. "It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you blindside the opposing team's costumed racing mascot" 6. "It was a Brewers-Pirates game. Somebody had to liven things up" 5. "The bratwurst gave me fifty dollars to take down the sausage" 4. "I guess I misunderstood the Atkins diet" 3. "When a giant sausage is running at you -- you act on instinct" 2. "Pete Rose bet me I wouldn't" 1. "Who doesn't 'pound the sausage' every once in a while" |
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07-15-2003, 10:43 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Good stuff.
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07-15-2003, 10:44 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Troy, Mo
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07-15-2003, 11:04 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Iowa City, IA
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lol
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07-15-2003, 11:21 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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Pound the sausage??
i don't get it
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
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07-16-2003, 01:50 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Quote:
Cause you gotta be able to find it before you can pound it...
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
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07-16-2003, 11:03 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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Quote:
If i lift up my gut i kinda see something...but i think it's my toe
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
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