Fans Need a Scorecard

Fritz · 07-18-2003, 09:29 AM

17 year career with a 5 time bowl winner

only missed 8 games in 17 year career (248 games played)
Started 188 of 248 games.

2nd all time receptions (842)
5th all time in receiving yards (11,036)
6th all time in recieving TDs (60)

his year to year stats are nothing to look at, but what else does this fake guy have to do to get some fan love?

sachmo71 · 07-18-2003, 09:40 AM

Get caught with a handgun in his carryon.

tucker342 · 07-18-2003, 09:53 AM

start snorting crack

Abe Sargent · 07-18-2003, 10:25 AM

Bang an ugly chick.

-Anxiety

korme · 07-18-2003, 11:27 AM

bang a hot chick

Passacaglia · 07-18-2003, 11:39 AM

Buy a lot of score cards?

Franklinnoble · 07-18-2003, 12:20 PM

Spit on a kid in the stands.

Bonegavel · 07-18-2003, 12:39 PM

Find smarter fans.

cuervo72 · 07-18-2003, 12:41 PM

Start making child support payments to his 7 kids by 5 women.

Franklinnoble · 07-18-2003, 12:57 PM

Beat up a teammate or assistant coach.

cuervo72 · 07-18-2003, 01:03 PM

Punch out a reporter.

JeeberD · 07-18-2003, 01:43 PM

Slam his penis in a car door...

sachmo71 · 07-18-2003, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JeeberD
Slam his penis in a car door...

What is the matter with you? UGH!

Coffee Warlord · 07-18-2003, 01:46 PM

Bang a guy.

cartman · 07-18-2003, 01:48 PM

Bang a gong

Easy Mac · 07-18-2003, 01:52 PM

Bang Fritz

JeeberD · 07-18-2003, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sachmo71
What is the matter with you? UGH!

Well, it's an injury that would certainly get him on the news...

Easy Mac · 07-18-2003, 01:58 PM

A man who speaks from experience.

cartman · 07-18-2003, 02:02 PM

Hmmm, this is about the closest I can think of in the real world, but outside of folks in Seattle, who would have recognized Steve Largent if they ran into him on the street?

07-18-2003, 10:25 AM	#4
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	Bang an ugly chick. -Anxiety __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

07-18-2003, 11:39 AM	#6
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	Buy a lot of score cards? __________________ Pride and Prejudice -- an FOF9 Lions dynasty, starting 1966

07-18-2003, 12:39 PM	#8
Bonegavel Awaiting Further Instructions... Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Macungie, PA	Find smarter fans. __________________

07-18-2003, 12:41 PM	#9
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Start making child support payments to his 7 kids by 5 women. __________________ null

07-18-2003, 01:03 PM	#11
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Punch out a reporter. __________________ null

07-18-2003, 09:40 AM	#2
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	Get caught with a handgun in his carryon.

07-18-2003, 09:53 AM	#3
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	start snorting crack

07-18-2003, 11:27 AM	#5
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	bang a hot chick

07-18-2003, 12:20 PM	#7
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Spit on a kid in the stands.

07-18-2003, 12:57 PM	#10
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Beat up a teammate or assistant coach.

07-18-2003, 01:43 PM	#12
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Slam his penis in a car door... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-18-2003, 01:46 PM	#14
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Bang a guy.

07-18-2003, 01:48 PM	#15
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Bang a gong __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

07-18-2003, 01:52 PM	#16
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Bang Fritz

07-18-2003, 01:58 PM	#18
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	A man who speaks from experience.

07-18-2003, 02:02 PM	#19
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Hmmm, this is about the closest I can think of in the real world, but outside of folks in Seattle, who would have recognized Steve Largent if they ran into him on the street? __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

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