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Old 08-29-2003, 01:56 AM   #1
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List Your Arnold For Governor Jokes Here...

What was Arnold's bedroom nickname in his younger, friskier sex-and-drugs days?

The Sperminator.

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Old 08-29-2003, 02:01 AM   #2
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Old 08-29-2003, 02:08 AM   #3
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what could be funnier than the concept of arnie being a governor in the first place?
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Old 08-29-2003, 02:10 AM   #4
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Wait, I got one:

So Arnold and Trogdor the Burninator go into a bar in San Francisco, what happens?

Trogdor crushes the villagers and burns their huts down while avoiding the knights.
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Old 08-29-2003, 02:15 AM   #5
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what could be funnier than the concept of arnie being a governor in the first place?


Jesse Ventura being a governor?

Wait, that's not funny, that's just scary.




Oh, and I got another one:

Arnold has two kids and a homocidal maniac tells him he can only keep one. Which one does Arnold let him kill?

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Old 08-29-2003, 07:43 AM   #6
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what could be funnier than the concept of arnie being a governor in the first place?


Apparently Gary Coleman is also a candidate. Funnier ?
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Old 08-29-2003, 10:48 AM   #7
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So is Gallagher.
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Old 08-29-2003, 10:48 AM   #8
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dola... I think "pathetic" is the word you're looking for.
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