OT - The FOFC wives quote board

QuikSand · 10-12-2003, 02:24 PM

Okay, I realize that not everyone has a wife... feel free to include comments made by your girlfriend or significant other of whatever sort. Topic is entirely up to you.

QuikSand · 10-12-2003, 02:25 PM

Mrs. Q: Isn't it a little early in his career for Cuba Gooding to resort to the "retard" role?

QuikSand · 10-12-2003, 02:26 PM

Mrs Q: (Upon seeing footage of Byron Leftwich) "He's a pantload."

MrBug708 · 10-12-2003, 02:28 PM

From my mother

Naked you entered this world, Naked you leave (If I ever thought of running away)

Cringer · 10-12-2003, 02:35 PM

Mrs. Cringer after the Colt-Buc game last week refering to the Colt comeback....

"They did that just because i always ask you why they don't just end the game early in games like that......."

Alan T · 10-12-2003, 02:44 PM

From mrs. T:

"I like Dr. Sak and Dr. Jap"

korme · 10-12-2003, 02:50 PM

From Lady Shorty: "I'm not real, silly."

Schmidty · 10-12-2003, 02:55 PM

From my beloved partner, Mr. Schmidt:

"Meoooow"

QuikSand · 10-12-2003, 03:01 PM

Yeah... maybe I should have measured my words more carefully there.

MizzouRah · 10-12-2003, 03:40 PM

Mrs. MizzouRah: "Are you going to the Rams game tomorrow night?"

Me: "Yes"

Mrs. MizzouRah: "How do you plan on shitting out money for the game?"

Eaglesfan27 · 10-12-2003, 03:44 PM

Mrs. EaglesFan27 (who is not a fan of the Eagles at all and chooses to root against whatever team I root for in any particular game because I'm paying attention to football and not her): "The Cowboys win! The Cowboys win! Now I'm going to dance around naked to maybe get your attention."

ME: "But the Steelers are coming on."

Mrs. EaglesFan27: "Fine, I'll go dance naked alone."

JeeberD · 10-12-2003, 04:09 PM

I heart Eaglesfan27's wife...

From JeeberD's little lady:

"I can't wait for the Cowboys game today. I'm still excited from last weeks game!" (We went to the Cowboys-Cardinals game last week.)

vulcan · 10-12-2003, 04:18 PM

Mrs V: It really does work!

*This being said after my nipples were nearly ripped off after waxing my chest*

NOTE:

Don't ask just find the thread labled "Vulcans Waxing Adventures"

Nyarlahotep · 10-12-2003, 06:58 PM

Nyar's girl: Ewwww!! This is horrible. Taste it.

MrBug708 · 10-12-2003, 09:11 PM

Wow, I did not need that visual image

sachmo71 · 10-12-2003, 09:49 PM

My wife: "Why are you asking questions? I gave you an order, now move, Mister!"

bbor · 10-12-2003, 11:22 PM

"who are the T.B Bucs....oh wait.....i know...they're Thunder Bay Buccaneers."

Mind you..this was 4 or 5 years ago when i was teaching her how to play QB1....now rarely a Monday goes by that we don't go play...she's hooked.

mckerney · 10-12-2003, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JeeberD
I heart Eaglesfan27's wife...

From JeeberD's little lady:

"I can't wait for the Cowboys game today. I'm still excited from last weeks game! A few more years of improvement and they might be almost as good as the Vikings!" (We went to the Cowboys-Cardinals game last week.)

Wow, that is surprising, she's able to keep it all in perspective.

AnalBumCover · 10-12-2003, 11:46 PM

AnalBumCover's Bar Chicks: "Okay, one picture... Can I go now?"

mckerney · 10-12-2003, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shorty3281
From Lady Shorty: "I'm not real, silly."

Yours says that too, huh?

klayman · 10-13-2003, 04:18 AM

klaywoman (taking a bath upstairs and reading the fliers delivered that day): "How big is a 26 inch tv?"

klayman (annoyed at having a conversation over a flight of stairs while a hockey game is on): "About the size of my dick!"

klaywoman (without realizing what she is actually saying) :"Who the hell would want a tv that small?"

CamEdwards · 10-13-2003, 05:57 AM

I'm fairly certain she knew exactly what she was saying, klayman.

klayman · 10-13-2003, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CamEdwards
I'm fairly certain she knew exactly what she was saying, klayman.

You would think, but she's blonde...she had no clue what 26 inches actually was.

Axxon · 10-13-2003, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klayman

You would think, but she's blonde...she had no clue what 26 inches actually was.

Maybe not, but blondes do know dick sizes very very well.

The Afoci · 10-13-2003, 12:12 PM

My Lady: If I catch you with one more lab...Blah blah blah.

Fritz · 10-13-2003, 12:15 PM

From a date with a girlfiend some years ago

gf: I think we shoud stop seeing each other

Fritz: Women don't talk during the stanley cup.

and she sat there until the end of the game and then broke with me. I felt so cool.

Franklinnoble · 10-13-2003, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fritz
From a date with a girlfiend some years ago

gf: I think we shoud stop seeing each other

Fritz: Women don't talk during the stanley cup.

and she sat there until the end of the game and then broke with me. I felt so cool.

I heart Fritz.

CamEdwards · 10-13-2003, 12:59 PM

Very nice, Fritz!

This is probably appropriate since new dad Franklin just posted. I got this on Saturday night:

Her: "I want another baby."

I was going to say "And I want to do you in the butt, so I guess neither one of us will be getting what we want, will we?", but then I decided I wanted to live.

Fritz · 10-13-2003, 01:03 PM

it was either that or post:

Mrs. Fritz: I am moving out tomorrow.

Which I thought might be kind of a buzzkill. For the record, I was not nearly as cool on that one. I hate blowing an opportunity.

-----------------------------
More good/bad Fritz

a friend's GF: Does my ass look big in this?

Fritz: Of course it does. Your ass looks big in everything - you have a big ass.

JeeberD · 10-13-2003, 01:23 PM

That last one reminded me of something that happened at work yesterday. I was waiting on this couple who were in their mid-twenties and they had just finished their meal. I offered them dessert and...

Woman: I really wish I had some room for some tiramisu...

Man: Why don't you check with your ass? I'm sure it thinks you have room.

I was shocked, but I couldn't stop from laughing.

Oh, and she wound up getting the tiramisu anyways...

Butter · 10-13-2003, 01:30 PM

Cam, I feel your pain.

Hmmm. Considering the content of your post, that's probably not the best way to phrase it, but oh well.

Franklinnoble · 10-13-2003, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Butter_of_69
Cam, I feel her pain.

I suspected as much...

CamEdwards · 10-13-2003, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Butter_of_69
Cam, I feel your pain.

Hmmm. Considering the content of your post, that's probably not the best way to phrase it, but oh well.

I'm not sure if you're talking about another child or... the other thing. I'm not even sure if I want you to elaborate.

Breeze · 10-13-2003, 01:53 PM

Following a very stressful evening with the babies....

Mrs. Breeze, "Can you believe that we are actually going to bed at 8:30 on a Friday Night."

or

Catching me zoning out watching a VeggieTales video...

Mrs. Breeze, "Honey, you do realize the children are asleep and you can turn that off now."

10-12-2003, 02:35 PM	#5
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	Mrs. Cringer after the Colt-Buc game last week refering to the Colt comeback.... "They did that just because i always ask you why they don't just end the game early in games like that......." __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

10-12-2003, 02:44 PM	#6
Alan T Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mass.	From mrs. T: "I like Dr. Sak and Dr. Jap" __________________ Couch to ??k - From the couch to a Marathon in roughly 18 months.

10-12-2003, 02:55 PM	#8
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	From my beloved partner, Mr. Schmidt: "Meoooow" __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

10-12-2003, 03:44 PM	#11
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	Mrs. EaglesFan27 (who is not a fan of the Eagles at all and chooses to root against whatever team I root for in any particular game because I'm paying attention to football and not her): "The Cowboys win! The Cowboys win! Now I'm going to dance around naked to maybe get your attention." ME: "But the Steelers are coming on." Mrs. EaglesFan27: "Fine, I'll go dance naked alone." __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

10-12-2003, 04:09 PM	#12
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I heart Eaglesfan27's wife... From JeeberD's little lady: "I can't wait for the Cowboys game today. I'm still excited from last weeks game!" (We went to the Cowboys-Cardinals game last week.) __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO Last edited by JeeberD : 10-12-2003 at 04:09 PM.

10-12-2003, 02:25 PM	#2
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	Mrs. Q: Isn't it a little early in his career for Cuba Gooding to resort to the "retard" role?

10-12-2003, 02:26 PM	#3
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	Mrs Q: (Upon seeing footage of Byron Leftwich) "He's a pantload."

10-12-2003, 02:28 PM	#4
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	From my mother Naked you entered this world, Naked you leave (If I ever thought of running away)

10-12-2003, 02:50 PM	#7
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	From Lady Shorty: "I'm not real, silly."

10-12-2003, 03:01 PM	#9
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	Yeah... maybe I should have measured my words more carefully there.

10-12-2003, 03:40 PM	#10
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Mrs. MizzouRah: "Are you going to the Rams game tomorrow night?" Me: "Yes" Mrs. MizzouRah: "How do you plan on shitting out money for the game?"

10-12-2003, 04:18 PM	#13
vulcan In The Penalty Box Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: WI-USA	Mrs V: It really does work! This being said after my nipples were nearly ripped off after waxing my chest NOTE: Don't ask just find the thread labled "Vulcans Waxing Adventures"

10-12-2003, 06:58 PM	#14
Nyarlahotep College Benchwarmer Join Date: Mar 2003	Nyar's girl: Ewwww!! This is horrible. Taste it.

10-12-2003, 09:11 PM	#15
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Wow, I did not need that visual image

10-12-2003, 09:49 PM	#16
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	My wife: "Why are you asking questions? I gave you an order, now move, Mister!"

10-12-2003, 11:22 PM	#17
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	"who are the T.B Bucs....oh wait.....i know...they're Thunder Bay Buccaneers." Mind you..this was 4 or 5 years ago when i was teaching her how to play QB1....now rarely a Monday goes by that we don't go play...she's hooked. __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

10-12-2003, 11:46 PM	#19
AnalBumCover College Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: La Mirada, CA	AnalBumCover's Bar Chicks: "Okay, one picture... Can I go now?" __________________ ABC's Game Giveaway list

10-13-2003, 04:18 AM	#21
klayman College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edmonton	klaywoman (taking a bath upstairs and reading the fliers delivered that day): "How big is a 26 inch tv?" klayman (annoyed at having a conversation over a flight of stairs while a hockey game is on): "About the size of my dick!" klaywoman (without realizing what she is actually saying) :"Who the hell would want a tv that small?"

10-13-2003, 05:57 AM	#22
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	I'm fairly certain she knew exactly what she was saying, klayman. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

10-13-2003, 12:12 PM	#25
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	My Lady: If I catch you with one more lab...Blah blah blah. __________________ I had something.

10-13-2003, 12:15 PM	#26
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	From a date with a girlfiend some years ago gf: I think we shoud stop seeing each other Fritz: Women don't talk during the stanley cup. and she sat there until the end of the game and then broke with me. I felt so cool. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

10-13-2003, 12:59 PM	#28
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	Very nice, Fritz! This is probably appropriate since new dad Franklin just posted. I got this on Saturday night: Her: "I want another baby." I was going to say "And I want to do you in the butt, so I guess neither one of us will be getting what we want, will we?", but then I decided I wanted to live. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

10-13-2003, 01:03 PM	#29
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	it was either that or post: Mrs. Fritz: I am moving out tomorrow. Which I thought might be kind of a buzzkill. For the record, I was not nearly as cool on that one. I hate blowing an opportunity. ----------------------------- More good/bad Fritz a friend's GF: Does my ass look big in this? Fritz: Of course it does. Your ass looks big in everything - you have a big ass. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

10-13-2003, 01:23 PM	#30
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	That last one reminded me of something that happened at work yesterday. I was waiting on this couple who were in their mid-twenties and they had just finished their meal. I offered them dessert and... Woman: I really wish I had some room for some tiramisu... Man: Why don't you check with your ass? I'm sure it thinks you have room. I was shocked, but I couldn't stop from laughing. Oh, and she wound up getting the tiramisu anyways... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

10-13-2003, 01:30 PM	#31
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	Cam, I feel your pain. Hmmm. Considering the content of your post, that's probably not the best way to phrase it, but oh well. __________________ My listening habits

10-13-2003, 01:53 PM	#34
Breeze Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Northern Suburbs of ATL	Following a very stressful evening with the babies.... Mrs. Breeze, "Can you believe that we are actually going to bed at 8:30 on a Friday Night." or Catching me zoning out watching a VeggieTales video... Mrs. Breeze, "Honey, you do realize the children are asleep and you can turn that off now."

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