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Old 10-26-2003, 08:15 PM   #1
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How did we miss this story........

Doctor Accused Of Sewing Woman's Anus Shut


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http://www.nbc5.com/news/2524081/ind...subid=10101401

story;

The Ohio State Medical Board is accusing a long-time doctor of negligence after complaints from two patients, including one whose anus was reportedly sewn shut.

Dr. William Stefanich said that he could refute all the board's claims.

According to the Newark Advocate, one of Stefanich's patients said that he had to go to the emergency room after the doctor operated on her hemorrhoids and claimed that doctors there discovered her anus was sutured closed and that part of her anal canal had been removed.

Another claim involved a patient the board claimed was not given proper diagnostic tests.

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Old 10-26-2003, 08:47 PM   #2
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Old 10-26-2003, 08:50 PM   #3
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HAHAHA.

That could have been the best first response I've ever seen.
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Old 10-26-2003, 08:51 PM   #4
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Old 10-26-2003, 10:34 PM   #5
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Re: How did we miss this story........

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According to the Newark Advocate, one of Stefanich's patients said that he had to go to the emergency room after the doctor operated on her hemorrhoids and claimed that doctors there discovered her anus was sutured closed and that part of her anal canal had been removed.


IMO, this is a very poorly constructed run-on sentence. Just thought I'd share that.
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Old 10-26-2003, 10:35 PM   #6
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Old 10-27-2003, 07:19 AM   #7
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That's just aggressive therapy. No anus, no hemmoroids. Problem solved.
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Old 10-27-2003, 07:21 AM   #8
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Who says we missed it? I just wasn't finished beating off yet.


After that, I got nothing.
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Old 10-27-2003, 07:44 AM   #9
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Old 10-27-2003, 08:39 AM   #10
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i'm with Maximus........didn't know a woman with no anus was a fetish..........
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Old 10-27-2003, 03:06 PM   #11
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I'm in shock... Greatest. First. Response. Ever.
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Old 10-27-2003, 03:25 PM   #12
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Re: How did we miss this story........

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According to the Newark Advocate, one of Stefanich's patients said that he had to go to the emergency room after the doctor operated on her hemorrhoids and claimed that doctors there discovered her anus was sutured closed and that part of her anal canal had been removed.
Did anyone notice how the patient switched from "she" to "he" in this story? Are they sure about what exactly was sewn shut?
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Old 10-27-2003, 04:25 PM   #13
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Wasn't there a Biggie song that went:

I'm gonna sew your asshole shut and keep feedin' ya and feedin' ya and feedin' ya.
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Old 10-27-2003, 06:03 PM   #14
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I think that was the WuTang Clan.
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