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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Where the system is screwed
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How did we miss this story........
Doctor Accused Of Sewing Woman's Anus Shut
....link; http://www.nbc5.com/news/2524081/ind...subid=10101401 story; The Ohio State Medical Board is accusing a long-time doctor of negligence after complaints from two patients, including one whose anus was reportedly sewn shut. Dr. William Stefanich said that he could refute all the board's claims. According to the Newark Advocate, one of Stefanich's patients said that he had to go to the emergency room after the doctor operated on her hemorrhoids and claimed that doctors there discovered her anus was sutured closed and that part of her anal canal had been removed. Another claim involved a patient the board claimed was not given proper diagnostic tests. |
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Who says we missed it? I just wasn't finished beating off yet.
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No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor. |
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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HAHAHA.
That could have been the best first response I've ever seen. |
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College Starter
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Fort Lackland, Texas (San Antonio)
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You win....I don't know what, but you win. |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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Re: How did we miss this story........
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IMO, this is a very poorly constructed run-on sentence. Just thought I'd share that.
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College Starter
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Houston, or there about
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Where would the trout go then??
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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That's just aggressive therapy. No anus, no hemmoroids. Problem solved.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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After that, I got nothing. |
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Where the system is screwed
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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i'm with Maximus........didn't know a woman with no anus was a fetish.......... ![]()
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You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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I'm in shock... Greatest. First. Response. Ever.
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Re: How did we miss this story........
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Torchbearer
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: On Lake Harriet
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Wasn't there a Biggie song that went:
I'm gonna sew your asshole shut and keep feedin' ya and feedin' ya and feedin' ya. |
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College Starter
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Strong Island, NY
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I think that was the WuTang Clan.
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