Worst Album Covers Ever?

Ksyrup · 11-03-2003, 05:06 PM

These are in the running...

What's the over/under on the number of posts before someone posts a Ben E Lou cover with SD's naked grandma's house pose spliced in?

johnnyshaka · 11-03-2003, 05:12 PM

I'd have to say Anal Bum Covers for $1000, Alex!!

Draft Dodger · 11-03-2003, 05:14 PM

Ben E Lou · 11-03-2003, 05:18 PM

"Devastatin' Dave, The Turntable Slave"

I'm gonna be laughing about that one for days........

Draft Dodger · 11-03-2003, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by SkyDog
"Devastatin' Dave, The Turntable Slave"

I'm gonna be laughing about that one for days........

I had to save that one for posterity

Ben E Lou · 11-03-2003, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by Draft Dodger
I had to save that one for posterity

Good call. I just did likewise.

mckerney · 11-03-2003, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by Ksyrup
These are in the running...

What's the over/under on the number of posts before someone posts a Ben E Lou cover with SD's naked grandma's house pose spliced in?

I'm only doing this because of you. I feel so cheap using the same joke twice in one day.

Franklinnoble · 11-03-2003, 05:54 PM

Imagine what we could do with that photo if we had avatars...

JimboJ · 11-03-2003, 06:06 PM

Let Me Touch Him?

WTF is that??

VPI97 · 11-03-2003, 06:56 PM

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Originally posted by JimboJ
Let Me Touch Him? WTF is that??

Well if you zoom in on the nametags, you'll find.... Well, see for yourself:

Ksyrup · 11-03-2003, 07:03 PM

tucker342 · 11-03-2003, 08:10 PM

Ramzavail · 11-03-2003, 08:53 PM

My vote is for Ruben Sierra.

scroll down on the link

Ruben Sierra

Dutch · 11-03-2003, 08:56 PM

LOL!!! Those are too hilarious!

Ksyrup · 11-03-2003, 09:02 PM

This is a sentence I never thought I would have to read:

"This CD is Ruben Sierra's best."

Ben E Lou · 11-03-2003, 09:09 PM

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Originally posted by mckerney
I'm only doing this because of you. I feel so cheap using the same joke twice in one day.

But the thing is this.....everyone knew it was coming, and it was STILL funny. Well done.

Buccaneer · 11-03-2003, 09:19 PM

Those album covers were wretchedly hilarious. Too many people not having a clue. But you do have to put yourself into the time and place instead of using current standards. Thanks for posting that.

Dutch · 11-03-2003, 09:29 PM

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But you do have to put yourself into the time and place instead of using current standards.

I don't know Buc, I'd rather make fun of them from afar rather than go to some of those places! They look like nightmare scenes from when I was 7 in over half of them.

cuervo72 · 11-03-2003, 09:36 PM

There's an Edgar Winter cover out there that's pretty bad...

Ah, here we go:

mckerney · 11-03-2003, 09:45 PM

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Originally posted by SkyDog
But the thing is this.....everyone knew it was coming, and it was STILL funny. Well done.

Thanks. It wasn't bad, but what can I say, I had great material to work with. I am partial to this one though.

CamEdwards · 11-03-2003, 09:57 PM

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Originally posted by mckerney
Thanks. It wasn't bad, but what can I say, I had great material to work with. I am partial to this one though.

Niiiiiccceee!

I'm left to wonder who "Him" is. It's not Bodybuilder Skydog is it?

korme · 11-03-2003, 10:04 PM

Whos on the very left, kern?

mckerney · 11-03-2003, 10:10 PM

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Originally posted by Shorty3281
Whos on the very left, kern?

A younger Fritz I believe (or a picture of a guy that Fritz claimed was him when he was younger)

CamEdwards · 11-03-2003, 10:17 PM

wow, young Fritz looks like Mrskippy. Who's that in the sunglasses standing next to me?

mckerney · 11-03-2003, 10:18 PM

Young Fritz - GrantDawg - Ornerydoodoo - CamEdwards

Ksyrup · 11-03-2003, 10:30 PM

OK, how about these?

Ramzavail · 11-03-2003, 10:36 PM

Terry Bradshaw lol

thesloppy · 11-03-2003, 11:06 PM

Ksyrup · 11-03-2003, 11:11 PM

Do they share one "stellar unit" between them?

AnalBumCover · 11-03-2003, 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by johnnyshaka
I'd have to say Anal Bum Covers for $1000, Alex!!

You rang?

Hahah. These are hilarious. Gawd, these people must've been high on SOMEthing.

Ksyrup · 08-19-2004, 08:53 AM

I'm digging this one up to post one I missed. That IS Peter Cetera in the back with his...uh...hands full.

Suicane75 · 08-19-2004, 09:00 AM

I miss album covers

Suicane75 · 08-19-2004, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I'm digging this one up to post one I missed. That IS Peter Cetera in the back with his...uh...hands full.

Now Skydog, you can't tell me that someones boss won't find this objectionable?

Ksyrup · 08-19-2004, 09:07 AM

I think I'm safe from scrutiny because this picture was taken moments before Cetera and his buddy got naked.

sachmo71 · 08-19-2004, 09:25 AM

I miss Chicago...

Passacaglia · 08-19-2004, 03:45 PM

I can't believe it. When I saw this thread, I totally thought "Hot Streets!" When I didn't see it in the link, I got ready to go find the pic, but someone else posted it! Nice. At one point during college, my roommates and I had a record player, and we borrowed my parents' old albums (this was late 90s), and we made fun of that album cover SO MUCH!

korme · 08-19-2004, 04:23 PM

There is a part II... scary!

Ksyrup · 08-19-2004, 09:18 PM

This one isn't all that funny unless you know who Pantera was and how badly they railed against "poseur metal" in the 90's. This one came out in 1988. And yes, that's Phil Anselmo second from the right. I'm not sure what's funnier, this picture or the music, with song titles like Proud to be Loud, Over and Out, and Rock the World.

But hey, at least they turned it around by 1990...

davidlando1 · 08-19-2004, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SkyDog

"Devastatin' Dave, The Turntable Slave"

I'm gonna be laughing about that one for days........

I was young, I needed the money.

judicial clerk · 08-20-2004, 10:43 AM

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Let me touch him

I think this picture was taken at the last NAMBLA board meeting.

11-03-2003, 05:14 PM	#3
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Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	"Devastatin' Dave, The Turntable Slave" I'm gonna be laughing about that one for days........ __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

11-03-2003, 07:03 PM	#11
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	LOL! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-03-2003, 08:53 PM	#13
Ramzavail College Starter Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Strong Island, NY	My vote is for Ruben Sierra. scroll down on the link Ruben Sierra Last edited by Ramzavail : 11-03-2003 at 08:53 PM.

11-03-2003, 09:02 PM	#15
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	This is a sentence I never thought I would have to read: "This CD is Ruben Sierra's best." __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-03-2003, 05:12 PM	#2
johnnyshaka College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Edmonton, AB	I'd have to say Anal Bum Covers for $1000, Alex!!

11-03-2003, 05:54 PM	#8
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Imagine what we could do with that photo if we had avatars...

11-03-2003, 06:06 PM	#9
JimboJ High School Varsity Join Date: Aug 2003	Let Me Touch Him? WTF is that??

11-03-2003, 08:10 PM	#12
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	LOL

11-03-2003, 08:56 PM	#14
Dutch "Dutch" Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Tampa, FL	LOL!!! Those are too hilarious!

11-03-2003, 09:19 PM	#17
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Those album covers were wretchedly hilarious. Too many people not having a clue. But you do have to put yourself into the time and place instead of using current standards. Thanks for posting that.

11-03-2003, 09:36 PM	#19
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	There's an Edgar Winter cover out there that's pretty bad... Ah, here we go: __________________ null

11-03-2003, 10:04 PM	#22
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Whos on the very left, kern?

11-03-2003, 10:17 PM	#24
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	wow, young Fritz looks like Mrskippy. Who's that in the sunglasses standing next to me? __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

11-03-2003, 10:18 PM	#25
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Young Fritz - GrantDawg - Ornerydoodoo - CamEdwards

11-03-2003, 10:30 PM	#26
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	OK, how about these? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-03-2003, 10:36 PM	#27
Ramzavail College Starter Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Strong Island, NY	Terry Bradshaw lol

11-03-2003, 11:06 PM	#28
thesloppy Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: PDX

11-03-2003, 11:11 PM	#29
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Do they share one "stellar unit" between them? __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-19-2004, 08:53 AM	#31
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I'm digging this one up to post one I missed. That IS Peter Cetera in the back with his...uh...hands full. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-19-2004, 09:00 AM	#32
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I miss album covers

08-19-2004, 09:07 AM	#34
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I think I'm safe from scrutiny because this picture was taken moments before Cetera and his buddy got naked. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-19-2004, 09:25 AM	#35
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	I miss Chicago...

08-19-2004, 03:45 PM	#36
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	I can't believe it. When I saw this thread, I totally thought "Hot Streets!" When I didn't see it in the link, I got ready to go find the pic, but someone else posted it! Nice. At one point during college, my roommates and I had a record player, and we borrowed my parents' old albums (this was late 90s), and we made fun of that album cover SO MUCH! __________________ Pride and Prejudice -- an FOF9 Lions dynasty, starting 1966

08-19-2004, 04:23 PM	#37
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	There is a part II... scary! Last edited by korme : 08-19-2004 at 04:24 PM.

08-19-2004, 09:18 PM	#38
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	This one isn't all that funny unless you know who Pantera was and how badly they railed against "poseur metal" in the 90's. This one came out in 1988. And yes, that's Phil Anselmo second from the right. I'm not sure what's funnier, this picture or the music, with song titles like Proud to be Loud, Over and Out, and Rock the World. But hey, at least they turned it around by 1990... __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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