Do you ever zone-out your wife to much?

Cringer · 11-16-2003, 05:46 PM

Watching the beautiful 17 play, 98 yard, 9 minute drive by the Packers to take the lead i apperently zoned out my wife because i though she had left the room, instead she was standing about 5 feet to my right with no shirt on, or bra...........though this is something i see every day i am home, it is NOT something i like to miss. Thankfully she just laughed at me, making me realize she was there. I asked what and she told me......unfortunetly she wouldn't take the top back off

Ben E Lou · 11-16-2003, 05:51 PM

No. I notice *every* time your wife is standing 5 feet to my right with no shirt or bra on.

Ben E Lou · 11-16-2003, 05:52 PM

Dola--

SOMEBODY had to say it!

Pumpy Tudors · 11-16-2003, 05:53 PM

hey man pics plz thx

MJ4H · 11-16-2003, 06:15 PM

second

Chief Rum · 11-16-2003, 06:16 PM

Wives are usually good against the zone. I would go with a tight man, and then fall back on a bump & run. If she goes after you, switch to the prevent.

CR

Cringer · 11-16-2003, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pumpy Tudors
hey man pics plz thx

i couldn't do that

thats only because this is a new computer and i don't have any of "those" pictures on here yet

Bad-example · 11-16-2003, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chief Rum
I would go with a tight man...

Please, no pictures of this.

korme · 11-16-2003, 06:26 PM

He used to be a tight end, now he's a wide receiver.

Raiders Army · 11-16-2003, 06:49 PM

I like to zone out and still have a conversation with my wife just using phrases like:

"Really?"
"So what happened then?"
"Wow"

Easy Mac · 11-16-2003, 07:01 PM

THe fact that you could zone out your topless wife makes we wonder 1 of 3 things:

1. Your wife has an ugly face, which is why your screenname is "cringer"

2. Your wife has an unimpressive rack.

3. You're actually in a "civil union", and you don't like saggy manbreasts.

I say its #3.

MissionComplete · 11-16-2003, 08:21 PM

You can usually figure out some sort of one-word answer based on the tone of the sentence. This works well for me

JeeberD · 11-16-2003, 08:30 PM

My girlfriend has me figured out now. If I give her too many one word answers in a row she asks me what I just said to her. Usually I can't give her the right answer...

Easy Mac · 11-16-2003, 08:46 PM

sad man. I can recite anything my girl tells me word for word and still know exactly what went on in the football game. She doesn't even bother to ask me anymore if I hear her after about 10 times of her trying it.

I think I'm going to be the next multi-tasking Bill Clinton, minus the infidelity.

korme · 11-17-2003, 07:21 PM

Cringer, why the deleted post, friend?

pjstp20 · 11-17-2003, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easy Mac
sad man. I can recite anything my girl tells me word for word and still know exactly what went on in the football game. She doesn't even bother to ask me anymore if I hear her after about 10 times of her trying it.

I think I'm going to be the next multi-tasking Bill Clinton, minus the infidelity.

Please man, teach me your ways. I am constantly getting busted for zoning out my girlfriends constant yapping. I have problems even with catching a few key words while I'm really trying to focus on something else.

Cringer · 11-17-2003, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easy Mac
THe fact that you could zone out your topless wife makes we wonder 1 of 3 things:

1. Your wife has an ugly face, which is why your screenname is "cringer"

2. Your wife has an unimpressive rack.

3. You're actually in a "civil union", and you don't like saggy manbreasts.

I say its #3.

Ok, i deleted this before because my link was wrong. Anyways, I read this to my wife and she demanded i show a picture of her. She doesn't care what anyone says about her face, but no one suggests her rack is unimpressive.....

so how do i put a picture up? because i am very unsuccessfull with this today.

Eaglesfan27 · 11-17-2003, 08:27 PM

Uhmm unless I'm mistaken, that link says she is looking for a woman for a relationship?

mckerney · 11-17-2003, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eaglesfan27
Uhmm unless I'm mistaken, that link says she is looking for a woman for a relationship?

Is it the female version of HornsManiac?

Buccaneer · 11-17-2003, 08:30 PM

Aww man, now you going to get the young perverts here all anticipating with their box of kleenexes.

illinifan999 · 11-17-2003, 08:31 PM

How come the ability to put attachments taken away?

Easy Mac · 11-17-2003, 08:32 PM

sned me the picture and I can set it up.

otherwise, host the pic somewhere. After its hosted, go to the pictures address (www.pics.com/cringersmanfrined.jpg or whatever) and copy it.

Go into normal reply here and click the IMG button. paste the address for the picture. Reply.

mckerney · 11-17-2003, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cringer
http://www.msnusers.com/mypicture?user=4263~5AAtAAAAAAHsTnC2YYEIRSQlF9Tg1O!dpC9Zix2lEjJsI$~5AAuAAAAAEenZgfjHi7bns6G7v6Fji6*dS7mjvq0qhXOY$

copy/paste

This is your wife?

Easy Mac · 11-17-2003, 08:33 PM

your wife looks a lot like the MSN symbol... she's kind of round

mckerney · 11-17-2003, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by illinifan999
How come the ability to put attachments taken away?

It's a gamespy no-no.

Cringer · 11-17-2003, 08:34 PM

ya...the link was to her msn profile, and apperrently MSN has done something to mess with links to profiles, because it SHOULD NOT do what it is doing.....uhg.....

illinifan999 · 11-17-2003, 08:35 PM

Too bad, I liked that ability.

Easy Mac · 11-17-2003, 08:41 PM

dammit cringer, stop deleting posts.

Cringer · 11-17-2003, 08:43 PM

i give up........sorry guys, i'm a retard

korme · 11-17-2003, 08:53 PM

send someone the file, i can host it [email protected]

Ben E Lou · 11-17-2003, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by illinifan999
Too bad, I liked that ability.

I did too, but it turns out it was the cause of the board crash , which I had to ask Gamespy for help in getting fixed. When they realized what has caused the crash, I was informed that board attachments were a no-no. They were very cordial. I guess the fact that we specifically asked for help with the attachments table made the rep realize that we had no clue we weren't supposed to be using them in the first place.

illinifan999 · 11-17-2003, 10:03 PM

They just tryin to bring us down!

CamEdwards · 11-17-2003, 10:37 PM

um, since I missed out on this, and I certainly enjoy looking at impressive racks... please send Shane your damn picture. You can also send it to [email protected] and I can host it for you.

korme · 11-17-2003, 10:55 PM

You think his wife thinks we're pervs?

I'm still taking a look, nonetheless.

FBPro · 11-17-2003, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CamEdwards
um, since I missed out on this, and I certainly enjoy looking at impressive racks...

tucker342 · 11-17-2003, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SkyDog
I did too, but it turns out it was the cause of the board crash , which I had to ask Gamespy for help in getting fixed. When they realized what has caused the crash, I was informed that board attachments were a no-no. They were very cordial. I guess the fact that we specifically asked for help with the attachments table made the rep realize that we had no clue we weren't supposed to be using them in the first place.

Wow, that sucks.

Why is it not allowed?

tucker342 · 11-17-2003, 11:10 PM

dola-

let someone host the pic... I wanna see your wife

Cringer · 11-18-2003, 12:10 AM

k, this better work

the wife

JeeberD · 11-18-2003, 12:16 AM

Impressive rack indeed. Nice work, Cringer...

Airhog · 11-18-2003, 12:18 AM

has this turned into a show me your wifes rack thread?

Bad-example · 11-18-2003, 12:24 AM

Welcome to the All, All Brand Spanking New Show Us Your Wife's Rack Thread

Airhog · 11-18-2003, 12:38 AM

I would certainly like to show you my gf's rack, however I dont think shorty's mom would approve of me posting her picture on here

sabotai · 11-18-2003, 12:48 AM

Cringer, be honest.....they real?

BishopMVP · 11-18-2003, 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cringer
k, this better work
the wife

Damn!

Cringer picture's are memorable. I still remember yours.

illinifan999 · 11-18-2003, 06:26 AM

11-16-2003, 05:51 PM	#2
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	No. I notice every time your wife is standing 5 feet to my right with no shirt or bra on. __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

11-16-2003, 05:53 PM	#4
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	hey man pics plz thx __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

11-16-2003, 06:16 PM	#6
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	Wives are usually good against the zone. I would go with a tight man, and then fall back on a bump & run. If she goes after you, switch to the prevent. CR __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

11-16-2003, 08:30 PM	#13
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	My girlfriend has me figured out now. If I give her too many one word answers in a row she asks me what I just said to her. Usually I can't give her the right answer... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

11-17-2003, 08:27 PM	#18
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	Uhmm unless I'm mistaken, that link says she is looking for a woman for a relationship? __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

11-16-2003, 05:52 PM	#3
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	Dola-- SOMEBODY had to say it! __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

11-16-2003, 06:15 PM	#5
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	second

11-16-2003, 06:26 PM	#9
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	He used to be a tight end, now he's a wide receiver.

11-16-2003, 06:49 PM	#10
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	I like to zone out and still have a conversation with my wife just using phrases like: "Really?" "So what happened then?" "Wow"

11-16-2003, 07:01 PM	#11
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	THe fact that you could zone out your topless wife makes we wonder 1 of 3 things: 1. Your wife has an ugly face, which is why your screenname is "cringer" 2. Your wife has an unimpressive rack. 3. You're actually in a "civil union", and you don't like saggy manbreasts. I say its #3.

11-16-2003, 08:21 PM	#12
MissionComplete n00b Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Boston, MA	You can usually figure out some sort of one-word answer based on the tone of the sentence. This works well for me

11-16-2003, 08:46 PM	#14
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	sad man. I can recite anything my girl tells me word for word and still know exactly what went on in the football game. She doesn't even bother to ask me anymore if I hear her after about 10 times of her trying it. I think I'm going to be the next multi-tasking Bill Clinton, minus the infidelity.

11-17-2003, 07:21 PM	#15
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Cringer, why the deleted post, friend?

11-17-2003, 08:30 PM	#20
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Aww man, now you going to get the young perverts here all anticipating with their box of kleenexes.

11-17-2003, 08:31 PM	#21
illinifan999 Pro Rookie Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: VA	How come the ability to put attachments taken away? __________________ Chicago Eagles 2 time ZFL champions We're "rebuilding"

11-17-2003, 08:32 PM	#22
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	sned me the picture and I can set it up. otherwise, host the pic somewhere. After its hosted, go to the pictures address (www.pics.com/cringersmanfrined.jpg or whatever) and copy it. Go into normal reply here and click the IMG button. paste the address for the picture. Reply.

11-17-2003, 08:33 PM	#24
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	your wife looks a lot like the MSN symbol... she's kind of round

11-17-2003, 08:34 PM	#26
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	ya...the link was to her msn profile, and apperrently MSN has done something to mess with links to profiles, because it SHOULD NOT do what it is doing.....uhg..... __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

11-17-2003, 08:35 PM	#27
illinifan999 Pro Rookie Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: VA	Too bad, I liked that ability. __________________ Chicago Eagles 2 time ZFL champions We're "rebuilding"

11-17-2003, 08:41 PM	#28
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	dammit cringer, stop deleting posts.

11-17-2003, 08:43 PM	#29
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	i give up........sorry guys, i'm a retard __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

11-17-2003, 08:53 PM	#30
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	send someone the file, i can host it [email protected]

11-17-2003, 10:03 PM	#32
illinifan999 Pro Rookie Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: VA	They just tryin to bring us down! __________________ Chicago Eagles 2 time ZFL champions We're "rebuilding"

11-17-2003, 10:37 PM	#33
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	um, since I missed out on this, and I certainly enjoy looking at impressive racks... please send Shane your damn picture. You can also send it to [email protected] and I can host it for you. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

11-17-2003, 10:55 PM	#34
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	You think his wife thinks we're pervs? I'm still taking a look, nonetheless.

11-17-2003, 11:10 PM	#37
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	dola- let someone host the pic... I wanna see your wife

11-18-2003, 12:10 AM	#38
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	k, this better work the wife __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

11-18-2003, 12:16 AM	#39
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Impressive rack indeed. Nice work, Cringer... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

11-18-2003, 12:18 AM	#40
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	has this turned into a show me your wifes rack thread? __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

11-18-2003, 12:24 AM	#41
Bad-example College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: san jose CA	Welcome to the All, All Brand Spanking New Show Us Your Wife's Rack Thread __________________ Karaoke Katie drove the crowd wild Every time she'd sing they'd come in for miles Curtain came up, Katie came on Drinking like a lumberjack and singing Delta Dawn

11-18-2003, 12:38 AM	#42
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	I would certainly like to show you my gf's rack, however I dont think shorty's mom would approve of me posting her picture on here __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

11-18-2003, 12:48 AM	#43
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	Cringer, be honest.....they real?

11-18-2003, 06:26 AM	#45
illinifan999 Pro Rookie Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: VA	__________________ Chicago Eagles 2 time ZFL champions We're "rebuilding"

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