Humorous Suspension

spleen1015 · 11-24-2003, 11:12 AM

The league office has decided to suspend Cary Shoemaker of Jacksonville for the 2004 season.

Shoemaker was spotted driving a 70-foot SUV, in violation of the league's strict anti-gas guzzling/terrorism support policy.

Adamski47 · 11-24-2003, 12:03 PM

lol

That is hilarious.

mauchow · 11-24-2003, 12:04 PM

you made that up, right spleen?

spleen1015 · 11-24-2003, 12:11 PM

Nope. That sucker is in the game.

mauchow · 11-24-2003, 12:14 PM

lol too funny

Celeval · 11-24-2003, 12:47 PM

Currently complete list of suspensions (most pretty funny):

... tested positive for alcohol use, in violation of the league's strict anti-drug policy.

... tested positive for drug use, in violation of the league's strict anti-substance abuse policy.

... tested positive for tobacco use, in violation of the league's strict anti-smoking policy.

... was arrested for a weapons violation, in violation of the league's strict anti-violence policy.

... was arrested for instigating a brawl during a party, in violation of the league's strict anti-violence policy.

... was arrested for assault, in violation of the league's strict anti-violence policy.

... was arrested for creating an R-rated rap album, in violation of the league's strict anti-explicit lyrics policy.

... was arrested for appearing on American Idol, in violation of the league's strict anti-teen trend policy.

... was spotted driving a 70-foot SUV, in violation of the league's strict anti-gas guzzling/terrorism support policy.

... was arrested for acting in a bad Hollywood film, in violation of the league's strict anti-negative image policy.

... was accused of designing computer football simulations, in violation of the league's strict anti-trust policy.

... was observed three-putting the 17th green, in violation of the league's strict anti-bad golf policy.

... was arrested for purchasing a 1,700-square foot ranch home, in violation of the league's strict rule against living in relative poverty.

... was arrested for having an affair with a White House intern, in violation of the league's strict anti-presidential scandal policy.

NoMyths · 11-24-2003, 01:21 PM

mauchow · 11-24-2003, 01:46 PM

That's a joke.. I hope the funny one's are VERY RARE as I would HATE to see one of my boy's out for such a thing. I'd laugh at first, but then I'd be like, whaaa!

WSUCougar · 11-24-2003, 04:01 PM

I assume the suspension for colossal squid-related offenses will be in the next patch?

TroyF · 11-24-2003, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WSUCougar
I assume the suspension for colossal squid-related offenses will be in the next patch?

Along with graduating from the same college as Ryan Leaf. . . special to WSU players.

TroyF

WSUCougar · 11-24-2003, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TroyF
Along with graduating from the same college as Ryan Leaf. . . special to WSU players.

TroyF

Ouch!

*cough*
Cougars 47, Buffaloes 26
*cough*

TroyF · 11-24-2003, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WSUCougar
Ouch!

*cough*
Cougars 47, Buffaloes 26
*cough*

Beating CU lost all meaning when Baylor did it, try again.

SHHH, nobody tell him about Rae Carruth. . .

TroyF

WSUCougar · 11-24-2003, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TroyF
Beating CU lost all meaning when Baylor did it, try again.

Touché.

Quote:

SHHH, nobody tell him about Rae Carruth. . .

Okay, so I'll call your idiot punk quarterback and raise you a murdering lunatic.

Your bet.

TroyF · 11-24-2003, 04:45 PM

Did you see the hooker Mike Price slept with? Murder can't even compare to that, can it?

I got nothing.

TroyF

11-24-2003, 12:11 PM	#4
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	Nope. That sucker is in the game. __________________ Why choose failure when success is an option?

11-24-2003, 01:21 PM	#7
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	LOL!

11-24-2003, 04:01 PM	#9
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	I assume the suspension for colossal squid-related offenses will be in the next patch? __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

11-24-2003, 12:03 PM	#2
Adamski47 High School JV Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Chicago, IL	lol That is hilarious.

11-24-2003, 12:04 PM	#3
mauchow Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Murfreesboro, TN	you made that up, right spleen?

11-24-2003, 12:14 PM	#5
mauchow Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Murfreesboro, TN	lol too funny

11-24-2003, 12:47 PM	#6
Celeval Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cary, NC, USA	Currently complete list of suspensions (most pretty funny): ... tested positive for alcohol use, in violation of the league's strict anti-drug policy. ... tested positive for drug use, in violation of the league's strict anti-substance abuse policy. ... tested positive for tobacco use, in violation of the league's strict anti-smoking policy. ... was arrested for a weapons violation, in violation of the league's strict anti-violence policy. ... was arrested for instigating a brawl during a party, in violation of the league's strict anti-violence policy. ... was arrested for assault, in violation of the league's strict anti-violence policy. ... was arrested for creating an R-rated rap album, in violation of the league's strict anti-explicit lyrics policy. ... was arrested for appearing on American Idol, in violation of the league's strict anti-teen trend policy. ... was spotted driving a 70-foot SUV, in violation of the league's strict anti-gas guzzling/terrorism support policy. ... was arrested for acting in a bad Hollywood film, in violation of the league's strict anti-negative image policy. ... was accused of designing computer football simulations, in violation of the league's strict anti-trust policy. ... was observed three-putting the 17th green, in violation of the league's strict anti-bad golf policy. ... was arrested for purchasing a 1,700-square foot ranch home, in violation of the league's strict rule against living in relative poverty. ... was arrested for having an affair with a White House intern, in violation of the league's strict anti-presidential scandal policy.

11-24-2003, 01:46 PM	#8
mauchow Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Murfreesboro, TN	That's a joke.. I hope the funny one's are VERY RARE as I would HATE to see one of my boy's out for such a thing. I'd laugh at first, but then I'd be like, whaaa!

11-24-2003, 04:45 PM	#14
TroyF Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Did you see the hooker Mike Price slept with? Murder can't even compare to that, can it? I got nothing. TroyF

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