What's that you say Mrs. Robinson?

[korme]

Joltin' Joe has left and gone away.

[vtbub]

That Coors Light have you loopy Shane?

[MrBug708]

Shorty got into the Zima again

[sabotai]

I thought Shorty was a Wine Coolers man.

[vtbub]

I almost went with the wine cooler joke, but I thought it would date me,

[korme]

Coors Light, right on bub.

[CamEdwards]

Nah, I think this means Shorty's got a crush on an older woman... or maybe he finally bagged his mom.

[Crapshoot]

Hey hey hey,
hey hey hey...

[sabotai]

Coors Light? Real men drink whiskey.

[Tasan]

Originally posted by sabotai
Coors Light? Real men drink whiskey.

Speaking of that, time for my jack and coke, easy on the coke.

[oykib]

WHen I opened this thread I expected tales of derring-do.

"Stifler's mom?!"

[Bearcat729]

I think Shorty went to see The Graduate tonight. The broadway travelling show is in town.


Maybe he's got the hots for Linda Gray

[Tasan]

Too much jack.....things are starting to spin...............wheeeeeeeee

[MrBug708]

Coors Light? Apparently Shorty is a 65 year old golfer

[JeeberD]

Simon and Garfunkle freakin ROCK!

[korme]

Originally posted by MrBug708
Coors Light? Apparently Shorty is a 65 year old golfer

Listen shit disturber, it's got value. Value gets two thumbs up. Decent taste and decent price, hard to beat.

[NoMyths]

Originally posted by Shorty3281
Listen shit disturber, it's got value. Value gets two thumbs up. Decent taste and decent price, hard to beat.

Decent taste? I suppose if you think the taste of a rusted muffler that some yard dog pissed on is decent...

[Axxon]

Originally posted by NoMyths
Decent taste? I suppose if you think the taste of a rusted muffler that some yard dog pissed on is decent...

He's got you on this one Shorty. The only way Coors Light tastes decent if you haven't tasted beer before. Ok maybe it's better than some of the regional crap beers that go for about a buck fifty a twelve pack *cough cough* Blatz *cough* but aside from that, it sucks.

[Vince]

Seriously, Shorty, Axxon and NoMyths are right. Wait until you get to try some good beers...a microbrew or two. I prefer Porters and Stouts myself, but I also go for an occasional Red or Pale. Microbrews are the way to go

[Groundhog]

Bah, until you've tasted Aussie beer, you just plain aint tasted beer...

[Chubby]

Originally posted by Groundhog
Bah, until you've tasted Aussie beer, you just plain aint tasted beer...

Fosters, Australian for beer

[BishopMVP]

Originally posted by Chubby
Fosters, Australian for beer

When I went to Australia, I didn't see a single Aussie drinking Foster's. If it was ever brought up, they would laugh at it. As for me, I prefer 151 or Everclear.

[korme]

Originally posted by Axxon
He's got you on this one Shorty. The only way Coors Light tastes decent if you haven't tasted beer before. Ok maybe it's better than some of the regional crap beers that go for about a buck fifty a twelve pack *cough cough* Blatz *cough* but aside from that, it sucks.

DISAGREED! I know it isn't the best (I would prefer to have a Bud Light, for instance), but it is definately worse if you haven't tried it. Liking Coors Light is an acquired taste.

[Vince]

If you're comparing Coors Light to Bud light, that's your problem right there. Domestic beer sucks. Seriously, spring for some Newcastle or Harp or Bass next time. Those are some better beers.

EDIT: And if you really want Coors Light to taste good, try some Natural Light, or maybe some Milwaukee's Best. There's some nasty beer.

[Ksyrup]

Originally posted by Vince
If you're comparing Coors Light to Bud light, that's your problem right there. Domestic beer sucks. Seriously, spring for some Newcastle or Harp or Bass next time. Those are some better beers.

I think you mean, "Have someone spring for some Newcastle, etc., for you."

Oh, and all beer sucks.

[korme]

Dude, being my age doesn't make it too easy to pick and chose. I usually get my choices from the local grocery or gas station.

I don't touch Nati or the Beast anymore, I know all too well about those.

Another one that is decent and really cheap is Keystone, 30 for 11 bucks. Can't beat that.

[Vince]

'Stones are the way to go. Cheaper than Coors or Bud, and not really all that much worse.

And I can understand not being able to pick and choose...back in the day when I was a freshman in college, it was cases of Miller High Life, the Champagne of Beers. That's all we ever got. To this day, I'll still enjoy a nice longneck of highlife every once in a while, just for the nostalgia

[korme]

What about liquor.. any preferences? I am growing a strong liking for Jaegermeister.

[McSweeny]

i find cheap beer and liqour is the way to go. Usually a 30 of Miller High Life for 10 bucks or so and a cheap handle of Dubra or cheap gin for another 10 bucks gets everyone pretty good and drunk for a good price.

Though when we do have bucks it's guiness in bottles (BRILLIANT!) and Jameson's. Sometimes we go for a finer brand of vodka which is ok too.

And when out at the bar, i always get cheap pints of Bud or some of the local beers on tap

[vtbub]

Molson Export-My son.

[JeeberD]

I've become a bit of a beer snob in my old age. I pretty much just drink Shiner Bock, Fat Tire, and Harp. The only way I'll drink Bud Light is if it's free or if I'm flat broke. Premium beers are the way to go...

[MrBug708]

Originally posted by Shorty3281
What about liquor.. any preferences? I am growing a strong liking for Jaegermeister.

That stuff tastes like shit. No one buys it at the bar I work out. Of course, it's mostly older men so a lot of tonic

Me, I like Rum and Coke. Pretty simple

[Tasan]

Shiner. Bock.


The only two words you need to know.

[Vince]

Originally posted by JeeberD
I've become a bit of a beer snob in my old age. I pretty much just drink Shiner Bock, Fat Tire, and Harp. The only way I'll drink Bud Light is if it's free or if I'm flat broke. Premium beers are the way to go...

Fat Tire...you are my hero. Greatest. Beer. Ever.

[WSUCougar]

Red Hook

Schlafly's (STL product), especialy their Hefeweizen

Rogue (Oregon)

[BishopMVP]

Originally posted by Shorty3281
Another one that is decent and really cheap is Keystone, 30 for 11 bucks. Can't beat that.

Keystone is the asswash of Coors - literally. It's the bottom of the Coors put in dented Coors cans that are painted over.

[JeeberD]

Originally posted by Tasan
Shiner. Bock.


The only two words you need to know.

Tasan, my love for you grows every day...

[WSUCougar]

Originally posted by BishopMVP
Keystone is the asswash of Coors

Okay, for that little gem you are forgiven for your snowball fight errors in judgement.

[JeeberD]

Originally posted by Shorty3281
What about liquor.. any preferences? I am growing a strong liking for Jaegermeister.

Dola-

I've recently started drinking drity vodka martinis. Good stuff. Vodka rocks. But don't get me anywhere near gin. That shit is evil.

And of course, you can't go wrong with a good old fashioned shot of Cuervo (no, not you cuervo72)...

[korme]

Gin is nasty, true dat.

[Castlerock]

Originally posted by BishopMVP
Keystone is the asswash of Coors - literally. It's the bottom of the Coors put in dented Coors cans that are painted over.

When I was in college, we once had a 12 of Keystone. We actually threw it away. When college students are throwing it away, you know it's asswash.

[MJ4H]

None of you will probably be impressed, but Ive never had a drink of an alcoholic beverage in my life.

[TLK]

Beer- Woodchuck

Alcohol- Mr. Boston Rum (about $8 a bottle)

[tucker342]

The worst beer ever is Old Style. I can't stand beer in general though... get me some Bacardi(sp?) Select, or a good 'ole Gin 'n Tonic.

Actually on second thought, just give me some reefer.

[dawgfan]

Life is too short to drink shitty beer.

Fat Tire, Mirror Pond Amber, WinterHook Seasonal, or if I need a meal Guiness (though the best stout I've ever had was Moss Bay Stout).

Gin is disgusting, unless you like the taste of gasoline. Vodka or Tequila for the hard stuff (mmmm, Margaritas...)

[Craptacular]

My dad drank Blatz. Now you know why I don't drink.

[Craptacular]

Old Style is good for brats though.

[Axxon]

Originally posted by MattJones4Heisman
None of you will probably be impressed, but Ive never had a drink of an alcoholic beverage in my life.

Well, no, not impressed but then again I can't see using what a person chooses to either consume or not consume as a basis of a value judgement in any event.

[korme]

Originally posted by tucker342
The worst beer ever is Old Style. I can't stand beer in general though... get me some Bacardi(sp?) Select, or a good 'ole Gin 'n Tonic.

Actually on second thought, just give me some reefer.

Kids and their pot. Weed is not as fun as getting hammered. Give me a case before a blunt any day. And I too used to like only liquor (gets you hammered quicker), but you will soon grow to enjoy sitting down with a cold beer and gradually getting smashed.

[BishopMVP]

Because I remembered now, it's the vat, the bottom of the vat of Coors that Keystone comes from.

Originally posted by Castlerock
When I was in college, we once had a 12 of Keystone. We actually threw it away. When college students are throwing it away, you know it's asswash.

I don't think I'd go that far. Then again, where I am at UMass I could leave a 30 of Milwaukee's Best Light sitting in the hall and it would be gone within 15 minutes. Less on a weekend.

Actually, who am I kidding - I'd never relinquish a 30 no matter how bad the beer is.

Originally posted by Craptacular
My dad drank Blatz. Now you know why I don't drink.

One of my great uncles drank listerine.... and rubbing alcohol.... anything with alcohol at all. He died young.



This is kind of off-topic, but when I get drunk off either 151 or Everclear grain alcohol (190proof) it's a different kind of drunk. I don't feel as tipsy and I've never gotten sick despite having had more alcohol there than with like Morgan's or Smirnoff. And Shorty, that's another thing you might want to consider - if you're making like 50/50 Rum&Coke mixes, they go down so easy there's a greater danger of drinking too much.